# Let's make a story using lines from songs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 24, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973 "2012-11-24T11:42:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/161 "2012-12-05T21:34:43Z")

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If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/162 "2012-12-05T23:26:21Z")

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It’s all by design, to keep me from losing my mind

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/163 "2012-12-06T01:16:03Z")

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He came to me asking help and advice and from here no one knows where he goes.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/164 "2012-12-06T01:55:01Z")

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And so it goes…but where it’s goin’, no one knows.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/165 "2012-12-06T02:37:58Z")

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There’s not a line here that goes with anything  
Had a dream last night but I forgot what it was.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/166 "2012-12-06T03:01:44Z")

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But in your dreams, whatever they be,  
Dream a little dream of me.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/167 "2012-12-06T03:53:11Z")

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I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/168 "2012-12-06T04:31:02Z")

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Look over there(where?) There goes Jeannie with her new boyfriend.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/169 "2012-12-06T04:35:31Z")

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Oh yeah, life goes on  
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/170 "2012-12-06T18:36:24Z")

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Life, precious moments like a flood that you can’t reverse.

Life, precious moments and it’s only getting worse.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/171 "2012-12-06T19:04:53Z")

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When other nights and other days  
May find us gone our separate ways  
We will have these moments to remember

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/172 "2012-12-06T19:13:39Z")

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If he ever hurts you  
True love won’t desert you  
You know I still love you  
Though we touched  
And went our separate ways

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/173 "2012-12-06T19:21:34Z")

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If I never saw you again  
A thousand years would only be too soon  
When I look in your direction  
I get a feeling of impending doom.

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**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/174 "2012-12-06T20:37:27Z")

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Laughter, laughter, all I see and hear is laughter.  
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/175 "2012-12-06T21:05:59Z")

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I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/176 "2012-12-06T21:49:30Z")

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It’s not funny anymore.

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/177 "2012-12-07T00:42:19Z")

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But anyway…

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/178 "2012-12-07T01:34:13Z")

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She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damned womanthat I’d ever seen

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**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/179 "2012-12-07T01:42:12Z")

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She made love like a wildcat, rolled like a rock on wheels. She tastes so good, Wild Cherry, oh she makes me feel…

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-a-story-using-lines-from-songs/641973/180 "2012-12-07T02:12:22Z")

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This I admit tastes so good. Hard to believe an end to it. Smell touch feel. How could this rhythm ever quit

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