# Let's make haikus about accidents involving food. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418 "2007-07-27T20:01:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/1 "2007-07-27T20:01:22Z")
I just had an accident. _Chicken curry spill Rice: on floor, skirt stained orange No! Will this wash out?_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/2 "2007-07-27T20:06:20Z")
Balanced on the fork Teetering and tottering Damn! Peas on the floor ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/3 "2007-07-27T20:11:04Z")
I guzzle some beer Then someone makes a funny Foam out of my nose ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/4 "2007-07-27T20:18:05Z")
Stubborn crustacean Arcs gently towards your beer Launched by my crab fork ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/5 "2007-07-27T20:33:11Z")
Diet Coke dribbles Fall out of cans when toppled I should move those things ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/6 "2007-07-27T20:35:12Z")
A sea of lava Boiling the flesh off my head I said not spicy ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/7 "2007-07-27T20:48:43Z")
Onion hamburger Where is the Pepcid AC Should’ve had the dog ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/8 "2007-07-27T20:56:47Z")
“So you fell on it?” “_really?_” said the EMT “Coke bottle is stuck!” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/9 "2007-07-27T20:57:18Z")
Pepperoni 'za Overflows with yummy grease So does my shirtfront ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/10 "2007-07-27T20:58:39Z")
Ode to the Chinese buffet The sushi is warm And it is somewhat smelly The sushi is old ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/11 "2007-07-27T20:59:12Z")
The cookies are ruined! Oh, now I see why – baking soda’s not powder. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/12 "2007-07-27T21:18:29Z")
Deep in the dark fridge The Tupperware lurks, waiting For the fateful day. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/13 "2007-07-27T21:25:53Z")
Squash - bake for 1 hour, Watch TV, space…what’s that smell? black smoke, ruined pan (squash turned out really good though! pan is destroyed) ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/14 "2007-07-27T22:00:36Z")
Pasta in the pot Help friend find a parking space Pasta is ruined ---
**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/15 "2007-07-27T23:46:17Z")
Fresh washed table cloth Please pass the spaghetti sauce Must wash table cloth ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/16 "2007-07-28T00:21:49Z")
Dad’s new microwave How was he supposed to know Whole eggs could explode? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/17 "2007-07-28T00:58:04Z")
Liver and onion Very nutritious Not delicious ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/18 "2007-07-28T01:47:04Z")
While boiling pasta, I spill water on my sock: Second-degree burn. This really happened. And it really hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/19 "2007-07-28T02:02:33Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] I just had an accident. _Chicken curry spill Rice: on floor, skirt stained orange No! Will this wash out?_ ☹ [/QUOTE] Welcome back! I was wondering where you went! Crab legs, crab legs. Hark! Me so hungry, eat them all! Time to drain the seas. ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/20 "2007-07-28T02:10:43Z")
Draining Hot Pasta Without strainer, use lid Noodles down the drain FML [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418.md?page=2)