# Let's make haikus about accidents involving food. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418 "2007-07-27T20:01:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/21 "2007-07-28T02:13:23Z")
Paprika/Cayene Look the same in a garnish Quich’e flambeau for two FML ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/22 "2007-07-28T02:36:37Z")
thousands of grease ants feast on a neglected blot from tonight’s burgers ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/23 "2007-07-28T03:11:44Z")
Scalding hot coffee Spilled in the poor woman’s lap I smell a lawsuit ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/24 "2007-07-28T03:21:00Z")
Moths in the flour Too bad I didn’t find then Before baking bread ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/25 "2007-07-28T04:16:08Z")
Pumpkin pie’s tasty But forget to add sugar It is evil stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/26 "2007-07-28T04:27:36Z")
After my dinner I light up a cigarette Ashes on my shirt ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/27 "2007-07-28T04:39:37Z")
Beer glass too close to edge of table. Uh-oh! Shit! Cat says, “Don’t blame me!” ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/28 "2007-07-28T05:10:38Z")
The pressure cooker blew its lid then everything was drenched in pea soup ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/29 "2007-07-28T05:22:54Z")
Ah little bratwurst Why must you fly? Too greasy Solution: mustard ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/30 "2007-07-28T05:50:25Z")
Haikus are fun But sometimes they don’t make sense cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese … i think that is a correct Haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/31 "2007-07-28T12:48:49Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] While boiling pasta, I spill water on my sock: Second-degree burn. This really happened. And it really hurt. [/QUOTE] Blister on my chin? Tasting pasta to see if it is done. It slipped! What **Doug** said ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/32 "2007-07-28T13:34:21Z")
Cursed, cursed white shirt! Worn on my back, Gravity, unseen, pulls at thee. Towards pasta sauce or BBQ… ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/33 "2007-07-28T14:45:19Z")
Typing and eating It’s easy to miss your mouth A sticky keyboard Snacking on the couch Where did the raisinette go? The stain marks the spot ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/34 "2007-07-28T15:11:02Z")
[QUOTE=Superfreaknduper] Haikus are fun But sometimes they don’t make sense cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese … i think that is a correct Haiku. [/QUOTE] Haikus are _most_ fun (It’s 5-7-5). Cheese cheese, **Superfreakendoop**. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/35 "2007-07-28T17:58:34Z")
escaped M&M, cracked carapace, melts under my ass in the truck ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/36 "2007-07-29T14:26:52Z")
Cuba Libre–yum Elbowed in the restless crowd Rug puddle? Nine bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/37 "2007-07-29T14:32:16Z")
Hot morning coffee Drooling patient drinks–backwash! No thanks, its all yours. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/38 "2007-07-29T14:33:35Z")
Ive been having a rough weekend with my drinks Tequila at night My shotglass overrunneth Sticky morning floor. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/39 "2007-07-29T14:36:19Z")
My son stealth snacker Plum pits, candy bits, cheese wraps? Just follow the flies. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-haikus-about-accidents-involving-food/413418/40 "2007-07-29T14:38:46Z")
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