# Let's make our own Maury Povich guest search.

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**Created:** [February 9, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-our-own-maury-povich-guest-search/612335 "2012-02-09T19:28:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-our-own-maury-povich-guest-search/612335/1 "2012-02-09T19:28:51Z")

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I never watch Maury. Unless it’s ghetto lottery day. I don’t seek it out but if my ear happens to hear, “You are NOT the father!” followed by sobbing, well I just can’t help myself. I gotta watch.

Anyways, Maury does guest search during the bumper to commercials and [this is a screen cap of one such solicitation.](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/have-you-or-someone-in-your-family-ever-had-sex-on-a-religious-symbol-in-front-of-your-dead-child-maury.jpg) It says:

_Have you or someone in your family ever have sex on a religious symbol in front of your dead child?_

Where in the hell do Maury’s writers get these show ideas from? Random word generators? Well I can come up with better guest solicitations just by looking at the search terms people have used to find my blog. Yes, I have a blog. Doesn’t everybody? Here are my guest search for Maury.

\*Have you or someone in your family ever get his balls ripped off by a monkey?

Have you or someone in your family ever have a happy birthday naked clown?\*

It’s easy. Make up your own!

It’s a blog mostly about crafting and jewelry making. I did do an entry on hairless mammals a while ago. My best guess is that people need to utilize quotes while image searching on Google.