# Let's make some fandom Clue(do) editions!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** board-card-word-game, star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [December 4, 2023, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075 "2023-12-04T06:26:59Z")\
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Over in the [NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588) thread, there’s a bit of a hijack related to Clue(do). I figure, “What the hey? Let’s see what the Teeming Millions can come up with for various themed editions of the classic detective game!”

If you wish to contribute, please mention all of the following:

1. Let’s number our fan creations since, given the creative nature of the TM, no doubt some will make more than one contribution. Numbering them makes it easier to make comments on a previous poster’s creation.

2. Theme (such as on what show you grabbed the particular elements from)  
~If the theme is too broad (such as _Star Trek_), be sure to include a more detailed description (such as _Star Trek: Lower Decks_).

3. Victim (Mister Boddy has not always been Clue(do)'s victim, so feel free here.)

4. Suspects (This should be a minimum of 7, but I think 10 tops out on playability, IMHO.)

5. Weapons (I don’t think there’s a rule requiring the same number of weapons as suspects, but again, let’s go with the Goldilocks Rules: make it “just right”. 😉 )

6. Locations (Let’s stick with 9 rooms, halls, and other passages (such as elevators on a starship or the original game’s secret passages)

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Since I’m the first one I guess I’m number 1.

Theme is Beavis and Butt-Head.

Victim is Principal McVicker

Suspects:  
Beavis  
Butt-Head  
Daria  
Stewart  
Buzzcut  
Van Driessen  
Todd  
Tom Anderson  
Lolita and Tanqueray (always together)

Weapons:  
Roll of TP  
Barbell  
Nachos  
Chicken Nugget  
Baseball Bat  
Chainsaw  
Spray Paint

Locations:  
Living Room  
Van Driessen’s Classroom  
Open Field  
GWAR Concert  
Maxi-Mart  
Gym  
Mr. Anderson’s Shed  
Stewart’s Kitchen  
Burger World  
No secret passages, and lets face it these two would get lost in them anyway.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/3 "2023-12-04T15:03:08Z")

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#2: _Breaking Bad_ edition:

**Victim** : Marie Schrader (because you know you wanted to, amirite?)

**Suspects** :  
Walter White  
Skyler White  
Jesse Pinkman  
Hank Schrader  
Saul Goodman  
Gustavo Fring  
Mike Ehrmantraut  
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle  
Marco and Leonel Salamanca  
Todd Alquist

**Weapons** :  
Glock 17  
M60 machine gun  
Ricin  
Poisoned tequila  
Chrome axe  
Pontiac Aztec  
Booby trapped turtle  
Wheelchair bomb  
Box cutter

**Locations** :  
White residence  
Schrader residence  
Lavandería Brillante  
Los Pollos Hermanos  
Don Eladio’s ranch  
The Krystal Ship RV  
Saul Goodman’s office  
A1A Car Wash  
Beneke Industries

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/4 "2023-12-04T15:27:00Z")

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#3 Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country edition (since it’s a murder mystery already)

**Victim** : Klingon Chancellor Gorkon

**Suspects** :  
Captain Kirk  
Dr. McCoy  
Spock  
Pavel Chekov  
Uhura  
Valeris  
General Chang  
Azetbur (Gorkon’s daughter)  
Admiral Cartwright  
Colonel West

**Weapons** :  
Phaser pistol  
Disruptor  
KaBar combat knife  
Katana  
Bat’leth  
Mek’leth  
Chon’naq  
Daqtagh  
Kar’takin  
Shock Blade

**Locations** :  
Enterprise bridge  
Enterprise captain’s dining room  
Enterprise engineering  
Enterprise crew quarters  
Enterprise shuttle bay  
Enterprise sick bay  
Enterprise transporter room (can lead to any other room)  
Klingon battlecruiser bridge  
Klingon battlecruiser Gorkon’s quarters

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/5 "2023-12-04T17:04:38Z")

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#4 **The Andy Griffith Show**

**Victim:** Sherriff Andy

**Suspects:**  
Barney  
Aunt Bee  
Gomer and Goober (as a team)  
Floyd  
Helen  
That suspicious stranger who keeps showing up and looks just like a young Jack Nicholson  
Otis  
Ernest T. Bass  
Briscoe Darling

**Weapon:**  
Shotgun  
Rifle  
Revolver  
Shiv made from a bedspring  
Straight razor  
Poisoned food  
Goat stuffed with dynamite  
Still explosion

**Location:**  
At his desk in the Sheriff’s office  
In a cell in the Sheriff’s office  
On his front porch  
In his kitchen  
Found dead in his patrol car  
Floyd’s Barber Shop  
Wally’s Filling Station and Garage  
The fishin’ hole  
Mount Pilot

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/6 "2023-12-05T02:38:09Z")

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Re: #1 & #2: I can’t really say anything about those because I haven’t watched the shows on which they’re based.

Re: #3 Using the transporter room as a means to go to any other room on the Enterprise is genius!

Re: #4 I’d go with Aunt Bee as the victim. I couldn’t stand the character or the actress who portrayed her. 😈 But your locations really do require Cousin Andy to be the _corpus delecti_.

So far, all great editions!

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#5 **Hill Street Blues**

**Victim** : Chief of Police Fletcher Daniels

**Suspects** :  
Cpt. Frank Furillo  
Sgt. Phil Esterhaus  
Joyce Davenport  
Lt. Henry Goldblume  
Det. “Mick” Belker  
Off. Andrew Renko  
Jesus Martinez

**Weapons** :  
Police-issue handgun  
Rope  
Fay’s voice  
Belker’s typewriter  
Sex with Grace Gardner  
Not being careful out there

**Locations** :  
Furillo’s office  
Squad room  
Holding cell  
Back seat of a squad car  
The Kubiak

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/8 "2023-12-05T06:39:43Z")

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@Robot_Arm You need four more locations. I love the choice of weapons: Fay’s voice & Not being careful out there!

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> [@Monty](#):
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> You need four more locations.

_Hill Street Blues_ didn’t really have a lot of recurring locations to choose from, but let’s add:

Roll-call room (not the same as the squad room)  
Courtroom  
Street corner  
Furillo’s bed (where most of the episodes ended)

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Re: #4 I’d go with Aunt Bee as the victim. I couldn’t stand the character or the actress who portrayed her. 😈

But Andy always ended up solving all the crimes. Plus, when it’s your turn to deal, you can make Aunt Bee the murderer!

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/11 "2023-12-05T22:04:53Z")

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**Gilligan’s Island**

Victim: Gilligan

**Suspects:**  
Skipper  
Thurston Howell  
Mrs Howell  
Professor  
Mary Anne  
Ginger Grant  
Rotating Guest Star

**Weapons**  
Skipper’s Hat  
Gold-Laden Suitcase  
Pointed Parasol  
Pocket-sized nuclear explosive made out of two coconuts and a palm frond  
Poisoned coconut cream pie  
Sexual wiles  
Gun

**Locations**  
Skipper’s hut  
Howell’s hut  
Girl’s hut  
Professor’s hut  
Lagoon  
Spider Cave  
Beach  
Wrecked _Minnow_  
2nd Hole of Howell Golf Course

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/12 "2023-12-05T22:07:36Z")

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I was going to do a _Phantom Menace_ -based game and have Jar Jar Binks as the victim, but then realised the list of suspects would be impracticably large, so I’ve scrapped that idea.

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#7: Law & Order (Original Series)

**Victim:** Dr. Olivet

**Suspects:**  
Det. Logan  
Sgt. Greevey  
Executive ADA Stone  
ADA Robinette  
DA Schiff  
Det. Briscoe  
Lt. Van Buren  
Legal Aid Atty. Green

**Weapons:**  
Gun  
Knife  
Fists  
Baseball bat  
Narcotic in IV drip  
Fall from rooftop  
Caprice Classic  
Death by CHUNG-chung

**Locations:**  
Local downscale tavern  
Local upscale tavern  
Emergency room  
Empty parking garage  
Central Park  
Italian restaurant  
Crowded subway  
Grade school basketball court  
Catholic confessional

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**Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/14 "2023-12-06T03:49:00Z")

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> [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> **Suspects:**  
> Det. Logan  
> Sgt. Greevey  
> Executive ADA Stone  
> ADA Robinette  
> DA Schiff  
> Det. Briscoe  
> Lt. Van Buren  
> Legal Aid Atty. Green

Greevey, Stone, and Robinette were all original cast members, but I don’t think they’re the most iconic characters from the show’s run. I would replace them with Det. Green, EADA McCoy, and ADA Kincaid. Replace Shambala Green with Dr. Rodgers. And one of the weapons has to be a javelin.

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**Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/15 "2023-12-06T03:54:15Z")

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Re: #3, the _Star Trek VI_ one:

A kar’takin wouldn’t be seen in Star Trek until the Jem’Hadar used it on Deep Space Nine. The nearest kar’takin is 50,000 light years away in the 23rd century.

How about a qutluch instead? The ceremonial blade of a Klingon assassin?

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**#8: The Big Bang Theory**

**Victim:** Kurt, Penny’s ex-boyfriend

**Suspects:**  
Leonard Hofstadter  
Penny  
Sheldon Cooper  
Amy Farrah Fowler  
Howard Wolowitz  
Bernadette Rostenkowski  
Rajesh Koothrappali  
Stuart Bloom

**Weapons:**  
Laptop computer  
Defective exploding smartphone  
Sharpened CD-ROM disc  
Poisoned wine  
Batman figurine  
Experimental drug  
Chopsticks  
Laser beam

**Locations:**  
Leonard and Sheldon’s living room  
Penny’s apartment  
Apartment building lobby  
Howard’s bedroom  
University cafeteria  
Leonard’s lab  
Amy’s lab  
Comic book store  
Cheesecake Factory

We’d need secret passages between some of these locations, but I think it would work.

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**Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/17 "2023-12-06T06:15:14Z")

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**Clue Special Edition #9: Alice’s Restaurant Massacree**

People who buy this game will probably only play it once a year on Thanksgiving.

**Victim** : Alice. This is a game about Alice.

**Suspects** :

- Ray
- Fasha the dog
- Officer Obie
- Judge
- Psychiatrist
- Sargent
- Meanest father-raper of them all

**Weapons** :

- Shovel
- Rake
- Implement of destruction
- Belt
- Toilet seat
- Injection
- Neglection

**Locations** :

- Restaurant
- Church bell-tower
- Dump
- Off the side of the side road
- Police officer station
- Jail
- Courtroom
- Room 604
- Group W bench

Play can begin once the solution envelope is put under a pile of garbage.

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> [@Borborygmi](#):
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> Clue Special Edition #9: Alice’s Restaurant Massacree

I’d totally buy that. My sister and I would play it every Thanksgiving.

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-some-fandom-clue-do-editions/994075/19 "2023-12-17T01:22:53Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> #4 **The Andy Griffith Show**

Needs to include Ernest T.'s favorite weapon: a rock.
