# Let's make up absurd names for SUVs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985 "2004-02-24T21:54:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/41 "2004-02-26T21:52:51Z")
The **Honda CS-V** ( **C** rushes **S** mall **V** ehicles) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/42 "2004-02-27T04:35:06Z")
> [@](#): > > The Chevrolet Nyarlathotep I don’t like SUVs, but I would by any car with this name. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/43 "2004-02-27T08:37:42Z")
BMW **[Moloch.](http://members.tripod.com/~rbowser/metropolis/mor3.jpg)** Mazda **Magog.** Volkswagen **Valhalla**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/44 "2004-02-27T14:24:52Z")
Chevy Supersize Honda Cthulhu Ford Prefect GMC Goatse Nissan Black Hole Volkswagen Allahu Ackbar Dodge Aflac Mitsibushi Monstercock ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/45 "2004-02-27T14:50:18Z")
\*\*Ford Escanaba \*\* Escanaba being a town in the UP, eh? \*\*Dodge EDM \*\* Erectile Dysfuction Mobile. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/46 "2004-02-27T14:51:25Z")
\*\*Cadillac Valhalla [/ b] ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/47 "2004-02-27T15:17:50Z")
Escanaba. Ya, eh! Let’s go up nort an get piss drunk, eh? And to fit in with the rest of the thread, the Hummer Hummer. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/48 "2004-02-27T16:03:54Z")
The Mitusbishi Manifest Destiny ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/49 "2004-02-27T16:49:18Z")
I’ve gotten in the habit of calling them F.U. V’s. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/50 "2004-02-27T17:34:37Z")
VW Uberzeppelin Cadillac Escalate Ford Excretion Dodge Dreadnought U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln Navigator BMW Bismark ---
**Author:** ![mambozzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@mambozzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambozzy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/51 "2004-02-27T17:43:18Z")
Pontiac is coming out with a new concept called the **Pangea**. In response, two other concept cars have been introduced, the **Lexus Laurasia** and the **GM Gondwanaland** , which utilize separate sections of the Pangea’s existing frame. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gericon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@gericon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gericon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/52 "2004-02-27T17:48:46Z")
Stupid Usless Vehicle… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985/53 "2004-02-27T18:04:34Z")
Have you ever heard of the [Sherpa by Intimida](http://search.publicradio.org/www/query.html?col=allsite&qc=allsite&qt=script+sherpa+intimida)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-absurd-names-for-suvs/230985.md?page=2)