# Let's make up Biblical quotes

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**Created:** [February 3, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-biblical-quotes/745060 "2016-02-03T16:25:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-biblical-quotes/745060/43 "2016-02-10T21:14:53Z")

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> [@Betcha never read that before](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/betcha-never-read-that-before/419103/21):
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> “You know what? Fuck it, you dimwits are on your own,” spake Jesus, and lo, Jesus did command Bartholomew to give him a piggy-back ride home.

I always loved this one.

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