# Let's make up first drafts of famous lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786 "2016-05-03T16:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/221 "2016-05-09T20:14:51Z")
“Yeah, call me a perv but that kid Dolores, damn, she really got me worked up, man.” Hey, ever seen a VC surfing? To the German commander: I respectfully decline your request for surrender of Bastogne. No, I’m sorry, you see, my good man, here in Sparta threats are responded to with violence. People of Japan, we’re f\*\*\*ed. I’ve checked out that new thing they’re throwing at us and I dunno about you all but screw that BS about honorable death, I’m giving up and so should you. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/222 "2016-05-09T20:27:22Z")
“Well, try to do better next time, Captain Needa.” “I’ve seen some wild shit, man. Like, attack ships on fire. C-beams. I mean, like some WILD SHIT, MAN!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/223 "2016-05-09T20:54:01Z")
“YOU SHALL NOT-- oh, it’s you.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/224 "2016-05-09T21:00:17Z")
“That’s a Smith and Wesson, doctor. Does it come in black?” ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/225 "2016-05-09T21:54:46Z")
I’m a sweet transmission, from Transvaal-nia. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/226 "2016-05-09T23:51:42Z")
Hell no, I’m not Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/227 "2016-05-10T01:20:17Z")
Tho I walk down a scary culvert, I ain’ts afraid of nothin! Cause the LORD treats me like livestock. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/228 "2016-05-10T01:43:59Z")
“Well…Paaaaaaaarrrrrddddooooonnnnn Meeeee…!!!” (Audience laughter) ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/229 "2016-05-10T02:37:20Z")
I am serving a prison sentence in Folsom Prison and am not able to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Haldurson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Haldurson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haldurson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/230 "2016-05-10T03:16:47Z")
“There’s no place like Detroit” “It’s a Sicilian Message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with a fish.” “All those moments will be lost in time… because there’s too many moments in time. Time to die.” ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/231 "2016-05-10T08:12:40Z")
‘Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Do you like gladiator movies?’ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/232 "2016-05-10T12:54:12Z")
“The Viet-Cong aren’t big into surfing!” “Please be quiet, Donny.” “We gotta sell more spice.” “I say we get in our spaceship and leave this planet. It’s the only way to be sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/233 "2016-05-10T13:09:26Z")
Bazingoringo ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/234 "2016-05-10T13:56:48Z")
“Yes, Luke. I KILLED your father.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/235 "2016-05-10T14:29:32Z")
Knock. Penny, please answer the door. It’s Sheldon. Well, hello pretty lady. My name is Rajesh Ramayan “Raj” Koothrappali, I have a Ph.D. in astrophysics, and have just come to America as a research astrophysicist at Caltech. I’ve only had a few conversations with my co-workers but one of them, Howard Wolowitz, seems like a really nice guy. He is Jewish, though, and still lives with his mother. But he’s only an engineer with a masters from MIT. My father is an extremely rich gynecologist. Want to come back to my place to have some more intelligent, lively conversation? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/236 "2016-05-10T14:35:12Z")
I’d like a plain omelet no potatoes tomatoes instead, a cuppa coffee and wheat toast Coming right up, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/237 "2016-05-10T14:38:08Z")
Stop taking everything so seriously, Francis. Yo! I’m ya fukkin’ Spahtacus ovah heah! (read in Philly accent) I’m still all about the space mission 'n shit, Dave. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/238 "2016-05-10T14:40:02Z")
And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Rice Crispies day. ---
**Author:** ![ultimate11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/49beb7/32.png) [@ultimate11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultimate11)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/239 "2016-05-10T16:13:01Z")
I don’t drink responsibly. (Eh, wait, that’s my line) ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/240 "2016-05-10T16:14:08Z")
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