# Let's make up first drafts of famous lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786 "2016-05-03T16:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/301 "2016-05-13T18:28:10Z")
You are so pulchritudinous to me ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/302 "2016-05-13T19:23:44Z")
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake. The bigger they come, the more they embiggen all of us. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/303 "2016-05-13T19:30:14Z")
“Stay alive! Whatever you do, stay alive! I WILL remember you always!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/304 "2016-05-13T20:44:32Z")
Good? Bad? I’m the one with the…spatula. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/305 "2016-05-13T20:46:12Z")
Hail to the Jack, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/306 "2016-05-13T20:46:41Z")
All of your bases belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/307 "2016-05-13T21:10:39Z")
Shane! Shane! Write if you get work! ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/308 "2016-05-13T21:20:18Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > All of your bases belong to us. lol! May I have a cheeseburger? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/309 "2016-05-13T21:39:50Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > lol! > > May I have a cheeseburger? We have cheeseburgers, but no Coca-Cola. Would you like Pepsi-Cola instead? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/310 "2016-05-13T23:32:53Z")
This house is ghost free! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/311 "2016-05-13T23:34:40Z")
A little ditty about Sam and Diane Two Bostonian barkeeps Doin’ the best they can ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/312 "2016-05-14T06:15:10Z")
“Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang, motherfucker!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/313 "2016-05-14T16:30:33Z")
TYBALT Mercutio, thou consort’st with Romeo. MERCUTIO Consort? What, dost thou make us menstrels? An thou make menstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords. Here’s my dickstick. Here’s that shall make you dance. Zounds, “consort”! BENVOLIO We talk here in the public haunt of men. Either withdraw unto some “private place,” And reason coldly of your grievances, Or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us. MERCUTIO Men’s eyes were made to look and let them gaze. I will not bulge for no man’s pleasure ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/314 "2016-05-14T16:33:31Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > ``` > Honor your father and your mother. > > ``` Even if it means breaking the other nine rules; i.e… murder incest, whatever ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/315 "2016-05-14T17:25:20Z")
Here’s looking at you, woman. I will return shortly. I have not stolen anything! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/316 "2016-05-14T20:26:38Z")
Did you ever dance with the devil at the junior prom? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/317 "2016-05-15T02:23:43Z")
“Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! How y’all doin,?" ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/318 "2016-05-15T22:43:03Z")
Be Careful on the day after Pi-Day. The query is not to exist or to exist. ========= ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/319 "2016-05-15T23:47:33Z")
I may not be okay with whatever you are saying, , but you should probably be allowed to say it. Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-make-up-first-drafts-of-famous-lines/753786/320 "2016-05-17T12:59:11Z")
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