# Let's misinterpret each other's posts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385 "2005-11-23T04:42:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/201 "2005-11-28T17:16:41Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Isn’t the Short Jerk going to be a new olympic weight lifting event?

Lifting Vice President Cheney over your head is now an Olympic event? Where are the grabbing points?

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/202 "2005-11-28T19:17:57Z")

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> [@Carnac the Magnificent!](#):
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> Lifting Vice President Cheney over your head is now an Olympic event? Where are the grabbing points?

We back on chains again? Paging Evil Captor, paging Evil Captor.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/203 "2005-11-28T19:25:56Z")

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> [@rayh](#):
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> We back on chains again? Paging Evil Captor, paging Evil Captor.

Why? What chains is he especially concerned with? McDonald’s? Best Buy? Red Lobster? I prefer the independent “mom-and-pop” businesses myself.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/204 "2005-11-28T19:29:21Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Why? What chains is he especially concerned with? McDonald’s? Best Buy? Red Lobster? I prefer the independent “mom-and-pop” businesses myself.

You know the peddling of Pop or Soda is what is leading to the epidemic of Obesity in this country.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/205 "2005-11-28T19:35:56Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> You know the peddling of Pop or Soda is what is leading to the epidemic of Obesity in this country.

You calling my Pop fat? Huh, are ya???

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/206 "2005-11-28T20:11:30Z")

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> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> You calling my Pop fat? Huh, are ya???

every now and again it’s nice to pat a fop on the head

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/207 "2005-11-28T20:18:13Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> every now and again it’s nice to pat a fop on the head

You want Pat the fop to give you head? Why didn’t you say? 😃

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