# Let's misinterpret each other's posts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385 "2005-11-23T04:42:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/21 "2005-11-23T05:56:07Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > So, you are an agnostic? Let’s keep sexuality out of this. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/22 "2005-11-23T06:02:52Z")
That is the typical kneejerk male heterosexual response, and I sooo hate it. Transgendered folk have rights too, you know. First of all, the right to have a name of their own choice. Second of all, the right to keep it or lose it as they wish. It’s none of your business, even when they talk about it the whole time and solicit your opinion. Or anything else for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/23 "2005-11-23T06:29:39Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > That is the typical kneejerk male heterosexual response, and I sooo hate it. Transgendered folk have rights too, you know. First of all, the right to have a name of their own choice. Second of all, the right to keep it or lose it as they wish. It’s none of your business, even when they talk about it the whole time and solicit your opinion. Or anything else for that matter. I totally agree, and that’s exactly why we need to get out of Iraq. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/24 "2005-11-23T06:34:43Z")
Okay, seriously, all this talk of hurting animals REALLY isn’t funny anymore. I’m personally holding each and every one of you responsible for the next puppy that is injured. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/25 "2005-11-23T07:13:04Z")
So what’s wrong with masturbation? It’s sex with someone I love! ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/26 "2005-11-23T07:22:13Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > So what’s wrong with masturbation? It’s sex with someone I love! Oh, so you’re too good for us? You’re exactly what’s wrong with the world today. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/27 "2005-11-23T07:36:07Z")
What is wrong with the world today is the assholes who dump kittens in the woods. They should all have to spend the night in the woods, with no food or fire, or fuzzy sisters/brothers to cuddle up with. And then they should all have to go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/28 "2005-11-23T07:45:49Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > What is wrong with the world today is the assholes who dump kittens in the woods. They should all have to spend the night in the woods, with no food or fire, or fuzzy sisters/brothers to cuddle up with. And then they should all have to go to hell. There you go bringing religion into it again. What, people should dump their kittens in churches? Would that make you happy? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/29 "2005-11-23T07:46:22Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > What is wrong with the world today is the assholes who dump kittens in the woods. They should all have to spend the night in the woods, with no food or fire, or fuzzy sisters/brothers to cuddle up with. And then they should all have to go to hell. True, BUT Clinton was just as bad. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/30 "2005-11-23T07:46:53Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > What is wrong with the world today is the assholes who dump kittens in the woods. They should all have to spend the night in the woods, with no food or fire, or fuzzy sisters/brothers to cuddle up with. And then they should all have to go to hell. Why should all the kittens go to hell? They’re so cute. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/31 "2005-11-23T07:47:34Z")
Ha ha! Screw Preview. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/32 "2005-11-23T07:55:56Z")
> [@PeterWiggen](#): > > Ha ha! Screw Preview. 😃 I would screw preview but I neglected to bring protection… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/33 "2005-11-23T08:26:10Z")
But the Star Wars defense system doesn’t offer any real protection, so why build it? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/34 "2005-11-23T08:28:49Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > But the Star Wars defense system doesn’t offer any real protection, so why build it? Build it and they will come… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/35 "2005-11-23T09:49:37Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > That is the typical kneejerk male heterosexual response, and I sooo hate it. Transgendered folk have rights too, you know. First of all, the right to have a name of their own choice. Second of all, the right to keep it or lose it as they wish. It’s none of your business, even when they talk about it the whole time and solicit your opinion. Or anything else for that matter. Just once, honey, annoy nobody. Nobody!.. Adios. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/36 "2005-11-23T09:53:00Z")
> [@John\_Stamos'\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Build it and they will come… The hell you say. I do everything I possibly can and the damn bitches refuse to have a fucking orgasm. It ain’t _my_ fault they’re frigid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/37 "2005-11-23T10:10:31Z")
> [@furt](#): > > It ain’t _my_ fault they’re frigid. Then you should move to a warmer climate. Or, if nothing else, wear a shawl… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/38 "2005-11-23T12:19:56Z")
I used to go to school with Linda Shaw, does anybody here know where she lives now. Talk about hot, she was built. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/39 "2005-11-23T13:00:16Z")
> [@Harmonious Discord](#): > > Talk about hot. Hot? I’ll tell you about hot! I dug out this thermal vest I’ve had for years and have started wearing it to work on the frosty mornings. It does what it’s there for, but by the time lunchtime rolled around today I was fit to drop. Must’ve been running into three figures there. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/40 "2005-11-23T13:28:42Z")
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