# Let's misinterpret each other's posts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385 "2005-11-23T04:42:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/41 "2005-11-23T13:33:06Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Hot? I’ll tell you about hot! I dug out this thermal vest I’ve had for years and have started wearing it to work on the frosty mornings. It does what it’s there for, but by the time lunchtime rolled around today I was fit to drop. Must’ve been running into three figures there.

I’ve never been able to run during lunch time. I’d much rather eat.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/42 "2005-11-23T13:47:12Z")

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> [@Seren](#):
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> I’ve never been able to run during lunch time. I’d much rather eat.

Try so kaopectate. It helps these problems.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/43 "2005-11-23T14:00:26Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> I used to go to school with Linda Shaw, does anybody here know where she lives now. Talk about hot, she was built.

You built what? A school?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/44 "2005-11-23T14:02:41Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> If I told you that you have a nice figure would you hold it against me?

Sure!

_holds 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 against **Inigo Montoya** _

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**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/45 "2005-11-23T14:06:03Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Sure!
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> _holds 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 against **Inigo Montoya** _

So…you hit him in the face with a pie?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/46 "2005-11-23T14:32:47Z")

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> [@Seren](#):
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> So…you hit him in the face with a pie?

Yah! The best part was it was a cow pie, and when it hit it made a big splash. It left him with a shit eating grin.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/47 "2005-11-23T14:38:19Z")

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> [@Seren](#):
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> So…you hit him in the face with a pie?

I think we are having Pumpkin and apple pie tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/48 "2005-11-23T14:48:16Z")

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> [@ccwaterback](#):
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> I have a good time visiting my family at Christmas.

Squeal like a pig!

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/49 "2005-11-23T15:10:00Z")

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> [@missbunny](#):
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> Squeal like a pig!

Moo!

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/50 "2005-11-23T15:12:05Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> Moo!

Move yourself, I’m comfortable here.

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**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/51 "2005-11-23T15:21:51Z")

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> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Move yourself, I’m comfortable here.

It was quite moving, wasn’t it? That’s my favorite concerto, especially the second movement.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/52 "2005-11-23T15:32:01Z")

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> [@Seren](#):
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> It was quite moving, wasn’t it? That’s my favorite concerto, especially the second movement.

I’ve been meaning to join a movement of some kind. I mean I just don’t think I’m doing enough to help other people, you know? Yeah, I’m gonna join a movement. Uh, after I check whether there’s anything good on TV tonight.

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**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/53 "2005-11-23T15:35:35Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> Yah! The best part was it was a cow pie, and when it hit it made a big splash. It left him with a shit eating grin.

I’m all for tolerance and all, but encouraging your kids to eat shit,…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/54 "2005-11-23T15:41:46Z")

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> [@gooftroopag](#):
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> I’m all for tolerance and all, but encouraging your kids to eat shit,…

I can’t believe the schools are trying to feed our kids such Shit for lunch!  
I pit them all. It must be Cheney’s fault. :mad:

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**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/55 "2005-11-23T15:45:49Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> … It must be Cheney’s fault. :mad:

Yeah, he scared the shit out of me when I was a child, in Frankenstein!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/56 "2005-11-23T15:48:26Z")

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> [@gooftroopag](#):
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> Yeah, he scared the shit out of me when I was a child, in Frankenstein!

Is that near Berlin?

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**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/57 "2005-11-23T15:48:44Z")

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> [@gooftroopag](#):
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> Yeah, he scared the shit out of me when I was a child, in Frankenstein!

The child in Frankenstein was so cute. That scene with the daisies was the best.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/58 "2005-11-23T15:50:33Z")

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I had one of those Daisy airrifles when I was a kid. Nearly put my brother’s eye out.

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**Author:** ![Citizen\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Citizen\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Citizen_Bob)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/59 "2005-11-23T15:57:27Z")

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> [@gooftroopag](#):
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> Yeah, he scared the shit out of me when I was a child, in Frankenstein!

You were in Frankenstein?

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/60 "2005-11-23T15:58:28Z")

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> [@Citizen Bob](#):
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> You were in Frankenstein?

Yes, back in the 60’s. For 20 minutes. Lovely place.

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