# Let's misinterpret each other's posts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385 "2005-11-23T04:42:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/81 "2005-11-23T18:09:28Z")
Boddington’s what? His full, yet smooth, arse? It’s a bit too pasty for my taste. He does have nice lips, however. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/82 "2005-11-23T18:10:32Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Hair transport to Atlantis? Is that something like hauling coal to Newcastle? Is that where they make Castle soap. My dog ate some Castle soap once. Do you work in the colliery ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/83 "2005-11-23T18:14:25Z")
I have a really, really strong longing–an overpowering craving right now… (For lunch! :D) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/84 "2005-11-23T18:38:04Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I have a really, really strong longing–an overpowering craving right now… Me too, but I’m going to wait until I get to the privacy of my own home before I act on it. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/85 "2005-11-23T18:46:37Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Me too, but I’m going to wait until I get to the privacy of my own home before I act on it. I hate the way we are losing our rights to privacy, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clock)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/86 "2005-11-23T19:04:04Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Boddington’s what? His full, yet smooth, arse? It’s a bit too pasty for my taste. He does have nice lips, however. Pasty? that’s what they call food in Cornwall…which is quite near Devon who has lovely lips ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/87 "2005-11-23T19:13:13Z")
My favorite kind of pastry is a bear claw. I’m gonna go out and get me some bear claws right now! ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/88 "2005-11-23T19:14:12Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > My favorite kind of pastry is a bear claw. I’m gonna go out and get me some bear claws right now! What an odd thing to collect. I prefer shark teeth. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/89 "2005-11-23T19:52:00Z")
> [@Harmonious Discord](#): > > Is that where they make Castle soap. Yes, but not any more. The whole place washed away the last time it rained. > [@](#): > > My dog ate some Castle soap once. Do you work in the colliery Why, I did indeed. Is your dog a collie, by any chance? I only ask because I probably built it. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/90 "2005-11-23T20:02:14Z")
> [@Seren](#): > > ]What an odd thing to collect. I prefer shark teeth. As do I. They’re the business when you’re trying to eat an overcooked steak. Worth every penny, having 'em put in. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/91 "2005-11-23T20:02:19Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Why, I did indeed. Is your dog a collie, by any chance? I only ask because I probably built it. Oh, so now you think you’re God, that you can make a dog? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/92 "2005-11-23T20:13:13Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Oh, so now you think you’re God, that you can make a dog? Who brought up Og? That’s an entirely different thread. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/93 "2005-11-23T20:16:02Z")
> [@Ethelrist](#): > > Oh, so now you think you’re God, that you can make a dog? Well, I’ve always thought of myself more as Odg, but whatever. Anyway, God makes dogs as well? How are they, pretty good quality? 'Cause we’re ISO 9001 certified, you know. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/94 "2005-11-23T20:44:23Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, I’ve always thought of myself more as Odg, but whatever. > > Anyway, God makes dogs as well? How are they, pretty good quality? 'Cause we’re ISO 9001 certified, you know. Certified? You certainly should be. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/95 "2005-11-23T20:57:31Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Certified? You certainly should be. But…but, we _are_. By the EYYYE ESSS OOOH. Jeepers, did you even read my last post? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/96 "2005-11-23T21:07:01Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > But…but, we _are_. By the EYYYE ESSS OOOH. > > Jeepers, did you even read my last post? Yes, I did, and you should know better than that. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/97 "2005-11-23T21:26:28Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Worth every penny, having 'em put in. You paid for the teeth with a whole bunch of pennies? I’m surprised the dentist took 200,000 pennies, or however many you had. I’d have demanded a check, or at least bills of large denominations, so I could count them in a minute or so and make sure you didn’t short me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/98 "2005-11-23T21:27:39Z")
What are you, some kind of engineering hater? Engineers can probably get dates too, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/99 "2005-11-23T21:34:19Z")
I had a feeling that would happen if I didn’t quote **Ethilrist**. Oh well - it just looks like I _really_ misinterpreted **Sternvogel**. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/100 "2005-11-23T21:34:25Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > What are you, some kind of engineering hater? Engineers can probably get dates too, you know. I don’t really like Dates, I prefer Figs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385.md?page=6)