# Let's misinterpret each other's posts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385 "2005-11-23T04:42:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/141 "2005-11-25T01:13:51Z")

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> [@Hung Mung](#):
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> Yeah, I saw that play once. Kubrick adapted it into a space-age drama. Creepy, but interesting.

Listen, er, if every post you make is going to descend into a dissection of the works of Verhoeven, then might I suggest you make a quick exit. And don’t let the door…

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/142 "2005-11-25T01:17:01Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> Listen, er, if every post you make is going to descend into a dissection of the works of Verhoeven, then might I suggest you make a quick exit. And don’t let the door…

Verhoeven was a goddamn genius. I especially liked his symphonies. Da da DA dum! Da da DA dum!

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/143 "2005-11-25T01:19:44Z")

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> [@Askia](#):
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> Verhoeven was a goddamn genius. I especially liked his symphonies. Da da DA dum! Da da DA dum!

Look, we can’t help it if your Da is dumb, just don’t share it with us, ok?

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/144 "2005-11-25T01:29:52Z")

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> [@rayh](#):
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> Look, we can’t help it if your Da is dumb, just don’t share it with us, ok?

Yeah, and who’re you calling a ho?

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/145 "2005-11-25T01:34:22Z")

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> [@Hung Mung](#):
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> Yeah, and who’re you calling a ho?

Santa Claus, he’s a ho ho ho.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/146 "2005-11-25T01:39:58Z")

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> [@ccwaterback](#):
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> Santa Claus, he’s a ho ho ho.

Who are you calling a Ho?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/147 "2005-11-25T02:09:08Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Who are you calling a Ho?

No, Who is on first!

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/148 "2005-11-25T02:13:57Z")

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Nope. You’re all wrong. It was C.S. Lewis who first used the mock-Chinaman appellation “Hu Flung Dung” in a letter to his brother Warnie of 1939.

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**Author:** ![LiQUiDBuD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@LiQUiDBuD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiQUiDBuD)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/149 "2005-11-25T03:21:30Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> Nope. You’re all wrong. It was C.S. Lewis who first used the mock-Chinaman appellation “Hu Flung Dung” in a letter to his brother Warnie of 1939.

No you’re wrong, the Appellations are not in China man, they’re in the eastern US. Get a map and look for mountains, sheesh.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/150 "2005-11-25T03:36:47Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> Nope. You’re all wrong. It was C.S. Lewis who first used the mock-Chinaman appellation “Hu Flung Dung” in a letter to his brother Warnie of 1939.

I believe you are mistaken here. I don’t think Shane “Warnie” Warne (the Australian cricketer) was any relation to C.S.Lewis. Though I think some English batsmen will agree the He Flung Dung at them.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/151 "2005-11-25T12:15:41Z")

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Why don’t they have music notation graphics. I want to post this neat sheet music for gazoo by Verhoeven.

English batsmen?  
Bruce Wayne is from the USA. Do you Australians even have comic books? I heard that the Australian Vegga Mite eats all the paper in less than 5 days out there. You also put up with them because they make a nice sandwich spread. BTF

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/152 "2005-11-25T12:17:59Z")

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Oh sorry I meant BWTF. I wouldn’t want to confuse someone.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/153 "2005-11-25T14:10:09Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> Why don’t they have music notation graphics. I want to post this neat sheet music for gazoo by Verhoeven. …

If you really want to build a gazebo, I can recommend several places to get plans. I think 84 Lumber would be much better than the Home Depot.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/154 "2005-11-25T15:28:02Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> If you really want to build a gazebo, I can recommend several places to get plans. I think 84 Lumber would be much better than the Home Depot.
> 
> Jim

84 lumber? Is that by the same guy that did 76 trombones?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/155 "2005-11-25T15:28:04Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> Oh sorry I meant BWTF. I wouldn’t want to confuse someone.

If we’re posting and reading this thread, confusion is the least of our worries. But you don’t care that my best friend since kindergarten lives in a state of perpetual confusion and can’t hold a job and the state does absolutely nothing for him except give him food stamps that he uses to buy caviar, do you?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/156 "2005-11-25T15:37:47Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> If we’re posting and reading this thread, confusion is the least of our worries. But you don’t care that my best friend since kindergarten lives in a state of perpetual confusion and can’t hold a job and the state does absolutely nothing for him except give him food stamps that he uses to buy caviar, do you?

Well I care! Murdering poor little unborn baby fish! ☹

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/157 "2005-11-25T15:57:36Z")

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But fishion _is_ a viable long-term energy source, and I’m strongly in favor of relaxing the restrictions on bulding more reactors.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/158 "2005-11-25T15:59:05Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Well I care! Murdering poor little unborn baby fish! ☹

At what point can the fish eggs be considered fries?

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/159 "2005-11-25T17:27:57Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> At what point can the fish eggs be considered fries?

McDonald’s is using fish oil in their fries?

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-misinterpret-each-others-posts/332385/160 "2005-11-25T18:06:41Z")

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> [@ccwaterback](#):
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> McDonald’s is using fish oil in their fries?

Hey, who said I rub fish oil on my thighs?

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