# Let's name us some "bait and switch" movies

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 7, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784 "2007-08-07T19:59:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/21 "2007-08-07T22:19:41Z")

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I just saw _Perfume_ last night. Talk about bait & switch. It stunk like shit.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/22 "2007-08-07T22:35:46Z")

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_Copland_ had nothing to do with the life of an American composer who incorporated folk songs and jazz into his works, and everything to do with Sylvester Stallone as a fat deaf policeman.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/23 "2007-08-07T22:38:06Z")

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I didn’t mind seeing _Bridge to Terabithia_, enjoyable enough film, but I do feel it was not at all what I expected given the advertising.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/24 "2007-08-07T22:55:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey]  
I had never read the book (or even known the book existed), but the trailer for [Freedomland](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349467/) hinted at some kind of supernatural explanation to the kidnapped kid storyline. Instead, it was two hours of Samuel L Jackson trying to prevent a race riot with a missing kid as a background plot.  
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And I thought **Freedomland** was about a [defunct amusement park](http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/robfriedman/).

**The Man Who Loved Women** was marketed as a slapstick comedy, and while there were a few slapstick scenes, it was generally a gentle musing on the nature of love and of male-female relationships.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/25 "2007-08-07T23:05:47Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
I just saw _Perfume_ last night. Talk about bait & switch. It stunk like shit.  
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The book by Süsskind is marvelous. One of the top five of the 20th century. Try it.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/26 "2007-08-07T23:08:57Z")

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“Prick Up Your Ears” was a thoroughly misleading title.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/27 "2007-08-07T23:10:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Valgard]  
“Prick Up Your Ears” was a thoroughly misleading title.  
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But the _Family Guy_ episode gives you exactly what you expect.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/28 "2007-08-07T23:32:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Valgard]  
“Prick Up Your Ears” was a thoroughly misleading title.  
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Ouch. That’s gotta hurt.

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/29 "2007-08-07T23:38:30Z")

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Sideways was advertised as a comedy. It wasn’t funny.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/30 "2007-08-07T23:40:50Z")

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The secret is to drink a little wine while watching the film.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/31 "2007-08-07T23:45:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Autumn Almanac]  
The new _Transformers_. I was expecting an intense action movie with a few gags and one-liners thrown in; the actual movie is more of a slapstick comedy with some incidental robot action.  
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Wow, where is that one playing? It doesn’t seem anything like the one I saw…

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/32 "2007-08-07T23:46:33Z")

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Outland: supposedly a scifi thriller; actually simply a remake of High Noon

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/33 "2007-08-07T23:54:38Z")

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“Little Miss Sunshine” was written up in our cable guide as a “fun, whacky road movie.”

Well, no, it was a depressing look at a dysfuctional family. It’s not that it was a comedy that failed to be funny. It was that there was no indication that it had ever even attempted to be funny. The only pleasure to be had from that movie was schadenfreude.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/34 "2007-08-08T00:01:30Z")

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_The Color Purple_ – hey, waitaminnit! All these people are **brown!**

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/35 "2007-08-08T00:44:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Charlie Tan]  
The book by Süsskind is marvelous. One of the top five of the 20th century. Try it.  
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There is absolutely no way this sentence is true.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/36 "2007-08-08T01:00:24Z")

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Some flick in the past year was advertised as the story of the world’s worst serial killer. It was about a killer crocodile somewhere in Africa.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/37 "2007-08-08T01:12:44Z")

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]  
And I thought **Freedomland** was about a [defunct amusement park](http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/robfriedman/).  
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To be fair, the book _was_ largely set in the titular defunct amusement park, where

the kid was buried

although I gather it disappeared somewhere in the transition to the screen.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/38 "2007-08-08T01:41:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Kozmik]  
The secret is to drink a little wine while watching the film.  
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With enough alcohol, every film is a comedy.

I feel sorry for any parents who rented _Wonderland_ for their kids, expecting tea-party hijinks and talking caterpillars.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/39 "2007-08-08T01:56:46Z")

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[QUOTE=VCO3]  
There is absolutely no way this sentence is true.  
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Which of the three sentences were you referring to?

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-name-us-some-bait-and-switch-movies/414784/40 "2007-08-08T02:02:09Z")

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Evidently, this one:

[QUOTE=VCO3]  
There is absolutely no way this sentence is true.  
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