# Let's obscene-ise song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222 "2008-07-03T19:16:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222/1 "2008-07-03T19:16:17Z")
Being as I am in a depraved, disgruntled frame of mind, I feel it necessary to start a thread where we vandalise song lyrics, substituting close-sounding obscene lyrics for the originals. Bonus points if only very minor substitutions are necessary. Here is my humble initial contribution: > [@The Drifters](#): > > ‘Cause don’t fuck Ted, who’s taking you home, > And in whose ass you’re gonna pee > So darlin’, save the lap dance for me. Gentlemen (and ladies, of course), assume the position! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222/2 "2008-07-03T19:45:11Z")
**Face Fuckin’, by Deep Purple** We had a lot of fuck on penis We also had some balls on Mars Fuckin’ all the groovey people We’ve fucked the Milky Way so far We screwed around with Borealice We’re face fuckin’ round the the stars Come on let’s go face fuckin’ ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222/3 "2008-07-03T21:10:16Z")
With apologies to Faith Hill… Cause I can feel you pee It’s washing over me And suddenly I’m melting into you There’s nothing left to prove Baby, all we need is just to be Caught up in the touch Slow and steady rush Baby, isn’t that the way that love’s suppose to be I can feel you pee ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222/4 "2008-07-04T00:10:46Z")
_My Own Worst Enemy_ by **Lit** _Please tell me why…_ _My pants are 'round my ankles,_ _My ass is really sore and,_ _I’ve got a dozen roses (he said, “read the card!”)_ ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-obscene-ise-song-lyrics/455222/5 "2008-07-04T19:34:08Z")
Well, since this is a thread where one can get their junior high on… _I’ve never had to suck on wood But I know someone who has Which makes me wonder if i could It makes me wonder if I’ve never had to suck on wood And I’m glad i haven’t yet Because I’m sure it isn’t good That’s the impression that I get_ or \*Oh yeah I tell you somethin’ I think you’ll drink my glass When I say that somethin’ I want a piece of ass I want a piece of ass I want a piece of ass Oh please say to me You’ll let me make a pass And please say to me You’ll let me tap that ass Now, let me tap that ass I want a piece of ass And when I fuck you Mr. happy’s inside I hope you rated me a sponge Spermacide Spermacide Spermacide!\*