# Let's pick the next SDMB emoticon. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749 "2005-03-10T00:34:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/1 "2005-03-10T00:34:25Z")
I could really go for a projectile vomiting smiley about now ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/2 "2005-03-10T01:14:46Z")
Considering the rather unusual abundance of the obscure term “asshat” around here, something along those lines would be appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/3 "2005-03-10T01:18:19Z")
Either a \*\*grossed out \*\* smiley or an \*\*orgasm \*\* smiley! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/4 "2005-03-10T01:20:25Z")
I miss Smashie. Although, if he’s not animated he’ll probably just look like a smiley face holding a can of beer or something. ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/5 "2005-03-10T01:21:34Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > or an \*\*orgasm \*\* smiley! > 🙂 Isn’t that this one? \> :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/6 "2005-03-10T01:50:38Z")
I nominate [this](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/JoeySweredoski/drugs.gif) emoticon. Notice the sincere look, and brow showing genuine care. There is no smiley like it anywhere online. Yes, this is the thinking man’s smiley. Just right for the SDMB says I. It was greatly loved at the EZboard I belong to right up untill our Gold status expired and we had to go back to using the default smilies. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/7 "2005-03-10T02:19:46Z")
> [@sweetfreak](#): > > Isn’t that this one? \> :eek: Thats awful! If some Doper were to say, "Man, I just saw two dogs licking each others asses :eek: ", that would just be sooooo wrong… … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/8 "2005-03-10T02:22:42Z")
> [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](#): > > I could really go for a projectile vomiting smiley about now Agreed. I’ve seen many threads that could’ve used Pukey. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/9 "2005-03-10T02:47:03Z")
The one I always find myself saying “drat, they don’t have that one here” about is the eye-batting smiley. I’m just an eye-batting kind of gal. **bats eyes** ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/10 "2005-03-10T03:46:16Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > I miss Smashie. Although, if he’s not animated he’ll probably just look like a smiley face holding a can of beer or something. [Og smash!](http://homepages.cae.wisc.edu/~tschohl/smash.html) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/11 "2005-03-10T03:48:09Z")
:shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/12 "2005-03-10T05:06:24Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > I miss Smashie. Smashie!!! SmashiesmashiesmashieSMASHIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/13 "2005-03-10T06:04:47Z")
Screw adding any, I’m thinking there’s a few we should get rid of. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/14 "2005-03-10T10:19:52Z")
> [@KeithT](#): > > [Og smash!](http://homepages.cae.wisc.edu/~tschohl/smash.html) _That_ is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/15 "2005-03-10T12:18:38Z")
I don’t know how to explain this properly, but it has been an emoticon of my dreams for awhile. A little kamikaze guy with a big sword that moves in a chopping motion. I refer to him in the politically incorrect manner as **Hassan Chop**. I see a million uses in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/16 "2005-03-10T12:19:45Z")
How about just a little turd with a waft of steam off of it. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/17 "2005-03-10T12:24:59Z")
If anything, we need to eliminate about half of them, not add more. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/18 "2005-03-10T13:49:40Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Screw adding any, I’m thinking there’s a few we should get rid of. > [@Aesiron](#): > > If anything, we need to eliminate about half of them, not add more. Thirded. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/19 "2005-03-10T14:00:47Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Screw adding any, I’m thinking there’s a few we should get rid of. > [@Aesiron](#): > > If anything, we need to eliminate about half of them, not add more. > [@Munch](#): > > Thirded. Fourthed. Though the “steaming turd” one would come in mighty handy sometimes… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749/20 "2005-03-10T14:04:00Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Screw adding any, I’m thinking there’s a few we should get rid of. > [@Aesiron](#): > > If anything, we need to eliminate about half of them, not add more. > [@Munch](#): > > Thirded. > [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Fourthed. Party poopers! (now where’s that steaming turd smiley?) 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pick-the-next-sdmb-emoticon/293749.md?page=2)