Let's pit Martin Luther King!

Then there’s the barber that MLK assaulted in Memphis in 1962.

The genesis of embiggens.

Turns out MLK may have actually been a bloodthirsty pirate.

For someone who comes from the land where everyone wears hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people, you should really be better informed.

Well, let’s say someone did.

Someone did.

The embigenning of genesis.

Look, I support most every prejudice you can name, but your hero-phobia sickens me!

Even ignoring Ike (with the wife on a different continent) and Jimmy Carter (who only “lusted in his heart”), at least half the greatest American males seem to have disobeyed their marital vows.

I’ve always assumed (though never seen a scientific study) that those with a driving ambition strong enough to achieve what MLK, LBJ, JFK, etc. achieved were likely to have another strong drive as well. No? :cool:

but pirates are divine beings (no apparent relationship to the baseball team)

:eek: Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s!

If he was, so much the better for Communists.

He wasn’t one, of course, or the FBI would have found the proof – certainly they looked hard enough. Martin Luther King was a liberal Republican (a species now extinct). But he definitely had democratic-socialist leanings, and we should keep that in mind, as a good thing about him, as we celebrate him every year.

For instance, at the time of his death he was working on a multiracial Poor People’s Campaign.

“His dream was for all poor and working people to live lives of decency and dignity”. – Cornel West

MLK’s radical vision got distorted: Here’s his real legacy on militarism & inequality.

Prophetic.

“Belay the mainbrace, Squire Johnson, this be my ship now!”

So the pig who started the pitting just abandoned the thread?

dale, are you drunk? Because if so I have a fantasy football trade offer for you.

I’m admittedly being lazy here, but… what else needed to be said or responded to?

He seems to have been soundly flayed. But fear not, he will be back next year with another display of nutballery.

It strikes me that good people (that is, people who are good to have around) aren’t moral, but decent, assuming the overall society is a moral one.

If the society is immoral, then dare to be indecent.

He was 39 when he lost the use of his legs, so presumably there are some actual pictures out there.

I’d say the score is at *least *45-7, and I don’t think… no, I’m pretty sure those 7 are giving him too much credit. But the joke doesn’t work unless I put 7 there.

Also, those balls definitely got under-inflated over the course of the thread. Probably from the epicness of the beat-down.