# Let's pit snowbirds!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 31, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396 "2008-12-31T20:39:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/21 "2008-12-31T23:00:15Z")

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Nothing in the OP indicates that the examples given are exclusive to snowbirds. You my friend witnessed assholes, not snowbirds.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/22 "2008-12-31T23:02:31Z")

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> [@ParentalAdvisory](#):
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> Nothing in the OP indicates that the examples given are exclusive to snowbirds. You my friend witnessed assholes, not snowbirds.

Nope, I’ve been to that store in 100 degree weather. Those assholes are up north, probably bitching about having to pay taxes to educate kids.

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**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/23 "2009-01-01T00:39:19Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> ETA: The behaviours described are asshole behaviours, not specific to snowbirds. Are there specific things snowbirds do that residents would really prefer they didn’t? I’d like to be a considerate snowbird.

Forming into a carvan of RVs and then do 35mph on a 2 lane highway from Nevada to Arizona.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/24 "2009-01-01T00:51:35Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Nope, I’ve been to that store in 100 degree weather. Those assholes are up north, probably bitching about having to pay taxes to educate kids.

Please, I’ve been in Florida in July and those assholes are still there. It’s not limited to age either, there are plenty of young assholes in FL as well, year round. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/25 "2009-01-01T01:34:42Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> It was stupid and snarky, like we should all tolerate obnoxious and ridiculous behavior just because the old douchebags spend money in our economy. Fucking please. Snowbirds are the worst thing about living here, including hurricanes and Charlie Crist.

You’ve just maligned the parents of a lot of people with your “old douchebags” remark. Kindly go fuck yourself.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/26 "2009-01-01T01:41:11Z")

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But remember, the old people we refer to as snowbirds are the ones who come here and think we should kiss their ass because they’re spending their\* New York \* money in our lousy state. We already know that things can’t be as nice here as they are _up north_.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/27 "2009-01-01T01:42:16Z")

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[QUOTE= Chefguy]  
You’ve just maligned the parents of a lot of people with your “old douchebags” remark.  
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Only if those parents were ACTUALLY douchebags, and even then, he’s not maligning, he’s describing.

It’s frustrating to not only deal with the crotchety population of one’s OWN town, but to have to assume other communities’ problems on an annual basis is a perfectly valid reason for bitching, much like Sturgis or any annual Renaissance fairground.  
Get over yourself. And tell Nana to get over herself too.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/28 "2009-01-01T02:24:59Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> You’ve just maligned the parents of a lot of people with your “old douchebags” remark. Kindly go fuck yourself.

Being a parent is somehow an excuse for being an asshole? Huh, I had no idea!

> [@ASAKMOTSD](#):
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> Yeah, its really bad for all those annoying people to go south and spend their money where you earn yours. I can see your issue with that. :rolleyes:

Once again, spending money is no excuse for being an asshole-especially if you’re causing potentially dangerous traffic violations. I think people will survive without their business.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/29 "2009-01-01T04:35:02Z")

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This has absolutely nothing to do with the subject, but when I read the wedding anniversary announcements (“The Joe Blowes Celebrate Their 50th”) in the Sunday paper, I would say 9 out of 10 of these couples spend their winters in warm climates.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/30 "2009-01-01T06:45:19Z")

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OH, you guys are talking about **American** snowbirds! Never mind, then. When I think snowbirds, I automatically think Canadians.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/31 "2009-01-01T07:18:23Z")

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For the record, I depend for my living on snowbirds.

HOWEVER, aren’t they a PITA?

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/32 "2009-01-01T08:00:26Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> You’ve just maligned the parents of a lot of people with your “old douchebags” remark. Kindly go fuck yourself.

Oh noes, I’ve offended the parents? Well, golly, I didn’t mean to cause any harm, and ya’ see…I’s just playin’ anyway, I’ll just skip back to momma’s house, she probably has some cleanin’ for me to do…  
Gah. Seriously? First of all, if you’re a douchebaggy snowbird, you’re probably blissfully unaware of it. Second, if you’re a douchebag of any feather, you’re probably blissfully unaware of it. Third, I still don’t think you got why I don’t think justifying their douchebaggy behavior relative to their monetary contribution to my economy is meaningful in the slightest.  
Not all old people are douchebags. Not all snowbirds are douchebags. Do we really have to do this every single time, or is there a club somewhere that gets membership points everytime somebody points stuff like this out?

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/33 "2009-01-01T08:01:08Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> But… but… they speak to me of flowers that will bloom again in spring!

They should spread their tiny wings and fly away.

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/34 "2009-01-01T08:12:10Z")

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> [@Tinkertoy](#):
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> Forming into a carvan of RVs and then do 35mph on a 2 lane highway from Nevada to Arizona.

Forming into a caravan of RVs and then do 35mph on a 2 lane highway from Saskatchewan to Vancouver Island.

June-September

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/35 "2009-01-01T08:13:24Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> But remember, the old people we refer to as snowbirds are the ones who come here and think we should kiss their ass because they’re spending their\* New York \* money in our lousy state. We already know that things can’t be as nice here as they are _up north_.

A French-Canadian once told me that Florida’s economy would collapse without the yearly infusion of French-Canadian cash. There is a wide spread belief among that particular breed of snowbird that every Floridian is employed in some sort of snowbird service industry that would immediately go bankrupt if French Canadians boycotted us.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/36 "2009-01-01T14:27:46Z")

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We love snowbirds. They pay our taxes.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/37 "2009-01-01T14:52:54Z")

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> [@Litoris](#):
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> Parking in the fire lane is something I loathe and will applaud when I see a police officer writing a ticket for it. That, and parking in a handicap spot. Og, how that chaps my ass. Funny thing is, I have a gf who has a handicap tag, but I won’t allow her to park in the handicap spots when I am with her – her tag is because she’s bi-polar, that doesn’t preclude her from walking. She thinks it’s hysterical that I won’t let her park in the spots when we go out, I think she’s a twat for doing it at all.

Slight hijack  
Why the hell would someone get a handicap placard for being bipolar?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/38 "2009-01-01T15:09:04Z")

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> [@Annie](#):
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> Forming into a caravan of RVs and then do 35mph on a 2 lane highway from Saskatchewan to Vancouver Island.
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> June-September

Last summer along the top of Superior (up, round, down, round, up, down, round) I had to work my way through a touring group of really old cars (most were 1914 vintage – some were steamers), but even they were doing better than most convoys of motor homes and airstream trailers that I have had to work past every summer.

Message to Americans touring in northern Ontario: welcome, enjoy your visit, but please pull over when you get a chance.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/39 "2009-01-01T15:18:09Z")

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The difference is, a touring group of really old cars actually sounds cool and something I wouldn’t mind seeing as long as I could pass with ease, while RVs are boring to see and inconvenient to drive around.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pit-snowbirds/479396/40 "2009-01-01T15:20:55Z")

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> [@Qwisp](#):
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> Slight hijack  
> Why the hell would someone get a handicap placard for being bipolar?

Here in California, you can get a placard for missing both _hands_.

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