# Let's play a Feud in the Colbert Questionert format!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007
**Category:** Thread Games
**Tags:** movies
**Created:** [August 13, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007 "2025-08-13T12:56:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/1 "2025-08-13T12:56:34Z")
Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category. You want to match the other people in the game.
Rules:
**DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS** , lest you see the other answers. Scroll really fast to the bottom, or hit “end” on your keyboard. We play by the honor system.
**Formatting rules:**
If formatting is not followed, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED!
1. answer
2. answer
3. answer
4. answer
etc.
Make your list look like the one above. No double spacing. No periods (except for the one following the number.) No quote marks, no punctuation if it is not necessary. No emojis. No extraneous stuff is allowed. Feel free to talk about your answers, but please do it **AFTER THE LIST**.
The reason this is so important is because I cut and paste all the answers, and I have to edit each answer to make them identical. It is a lot of work, so please make it easier on me. Thanks!
**Scoring** - All matching answers will be worth 2 points each. For example: If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
The game will end when I feel that no more people are going to play, or a maximum of 50. I’ll score as fast as time will allow.
Good luck! Today’s game is based on Stephen Colbert’s “The Colbert Questionert.”
1. What is the best sandwich?
2. What is the scariest animal?
3. Apples or oranges?
4. Favorite action movie.
5. Dogs or cats?
6. Favorite smell.
7. Least favorite smell.
8. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?\*
9. Most used app on your phone.
10. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.\*\*
\*You don’t have to listen to it all the time, but when you go to listen to music, this is what you hear.
\*\*This one may not get many matches, but it will be interesting, I think!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/2 "2025-08-13T13:04:57Z")
1. Ham and swiss on rye
2. Humans
3. Oranges
4. John Wick
5. Dogs
6. Fresh mown grass
7. Poop
8. Wish You Were Here
9. Threads
10. Resister, fair, anti-fascist, loving, retiree
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### Author:  [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/3 "2025-08-13T13:12:47Z")
1. PB&J
2. Mountain Lion
3. Oranges
4. Die Hard
5. Dogs
6. Citrus Trees Blooming
7. Cat Poop
8. Glitter in the Air
9. My Bank
10. Lonely, Boring, Peaceful, Mysterious, Brave
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### Author:  [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/4 "2025-08-13T13:18:01Z")
1. Reuben
2. Lion
3. Oranges
4. Die Hard
5. Cats
6. Flower Petals
7. Shit
8. Bohemian Rhapsody
9. Phone
10. Boredom, then some big excitement.
```auto
1. Not really but that's the biggest "named" sandwich
5. Absolutely not correct, but this is the SDMB....
```
Edited to block off the last 2 as Discourse was adding them to the list, no answers changed.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/5 "2025-08-13T13:21:58Z")
1. Peanut butter and jelly
2. Bear
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Dogs
6. Popcorn
7. Skunk
8. Bohemian Rhapsody
9. Texting
10. I grow old, then die
Notes: 1: That, or grilled cheese, is going to be the most popular, but the real answer is BLT.
8: I have no idea what will actually be most popular, but the sections of Bohemian Rhapsody are at least varied enough that I won’t get (as) bored.
10: I’m curious how close two answers will need to be to count as a match.
The two binary-option questions will also be interesting (of course, other answers are valid, but won’t be likely to score much).
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/6 "2025-08-13T13:22:48Z")
1. Reuben
2. Bear
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Cats
6. Roses
7. Farts
8. Papa Was a Rolling Stone
9. Siri
10. Looking forward to being retired
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### Author:  [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/7 "2025-08-13T13:27:58Z")
1. Italian Sub
2. Rattlesnake
3. Apples
4. Terminator
5. Dogs
6. Fresh bread
7. Farts
8. Woodstock
9. Weather
10. Retired, relaxed, reinvented beach bum
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### Author:  [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/8 "2025-08-13T13:36:50Z")
1. BLT
2. Great White Shark
3. Apples
4. Aliens
5. Cats
6. Garlic and onions cooking
7. Oh, come on. Pass.
8. Águas de março (Regina/Jobim)
9. NA
10. Oh, come on. Pass. (Wait….)
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### Author:  [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/9 "2025-08-13T14:17:17Z")
1. Ham
2. Bear
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Dogs
6. Korean Barbecue
7. Vomit
8. Freebird
9. Facebook
10. Work, then retire somewhere else.
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/10 "2025-08-13T15:27:58Z")
1. Cheese and tomato
2. Python
3. Oranges
4. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
5. Cats
6. Sweet peas
7. Fish
8. Prokofiev symphony No 1
9. Whatsapp
10. ?
ETA: Now i’ve looked at some previous answers it seems i’ve been
playing this wrong. I’ve been answering honestly, not just trying to
guess the most popular answers.
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### Author:  [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/11 "2025-08-13T15:40:39Z")
1. PB&J
2. Shark
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Cats
6. Baking bread
7. Manure
8. America the Beautiful
9. Calendar
10. Sliding into retirement with SunWife
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/12 "2025-08-13T15:59:26Z")
1. Hamburger
2. Human being
3. Apples
4. Die Hard.
5. Cats
6. Bread
7. Skunk
8. Ode to Joy
9. Edge
10. Fading away with family, friends
Thanks, Rebo!!
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### Author:  [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/13 "2025-08-13T16:43:00Z")
1. Squid sandwich
2. Mosquito
3. Apples
4. Terminator 2
5. Cats
6. Freshly baked cake
7. Rotten fish
8. 4’33"
9. Calculator
10. Arguing with wife, then dying
Squid sandwich: zero points, but only because you all don’t know how good **[this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_sandwich)** is!
2. Mosquito: The mosquito’s a clever little bastard. You can track him for days and days until you really get to know him like a friend. He knows you’re there, and you know he’s there. It’s a game of wits. You hate him, then you respect him, then you kill him. – Monthy Python – Funny I quoted that yesterday in the Non Sequitur Thread.
3. Apples. Although cherries are much better. And so are [**mirabelle plums**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirabelle_plum). You can make fine spirits from all of these.
4. Terminator 2. Not one: two.
5. Cats. If for no other reason, because it is a pleasure to quote Jean Cocteau: _“I prefer cats over dogs because police cats don’t exist”._
6. Freshly baked cake
7. Rotten fish. Onions and meat are very nasty too.
8. **[4’33"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%25E2%2580%25B233%25E2%2580%25B3)** The rest is silence. If I can only listen to one song I might as well listen to none. Hell, I’ll sing myself, you’ll see what you get then!
9. Calculator. It also can do unit conversion. Very useful when reading US temperatures and distances.
10. Arguing with wife, then dying.
I fear the apples and the cats are going to spoil an otherwise perfect score of zero.
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### Author:  [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/14 "2025-08-13T17:00:29Z")
1. BLT
2. Shark
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Dogs
6. Fresh cut lawn
7. Dead fish
8. Here Comes the Sun
9. Camera
10. Happily Dancing on Trump’s Grave
\*These are my answers to win, not my actual answers
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/15 "2025-08-13T17:22:47Z")
1. Reuban
2. Lion
3. Apples
4. Terminator 2
5. Dogs
6. freshly baked Cookies
7. port-a-poties
8. Won’t Get Fooled Again
9. text
10. Reading Straight Dope Message Board
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/16 "2025-08-13T17:35:37Z")
1. Cheeseburger
2. Gorilla
3. Oranges
4. The Fifth Element
5. Cats
6. Clean laundry
7. Dirty dishes
8. Soul Shadows by Bill Withers
9. Discord
10. Poor in money but happy.
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### Author:  [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/17 "2025-08-13T17:35:58Z")
Damn! I blew the chance to show off with
10: Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, short
Too late!
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/18 "2025-08-13T17:40:35Z")
1. BLT
2. Shark
3. Apples
4. Die Hard
5. Dogs
6. petrichor
7. rotten fish
8. Repo Man
9. Facebook
10. I pay attention to the details
Petrichor is that smell that accompanies rain
Repo Man is written and sung by Iggy Pop and featuring Steve Jones (Sex Pistols) on guitar, Nigel Harrison (Blondie) on bass, and Clem Burke (also Blondie) on drums. This song, which talks about love, loss, drugs, teenage ennui, and contains a pageful of nonsense lyrics, is the greatest rock and roll song ever produced.
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/19 "2025-08-14T00:05:38Z")
1. chicken sandwich
2. shark
3. apples
4. Die Hard
5. cats
6. fresh baked cookies
7. poop
8. Bohemian Rhapsody
9. texting app
10. stay alive until I die
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-in-the-colbert-questionert-format/1022007/20 "2025-08-14T00:17:36Z")
1. Grilled cheese
2. Man
3. Apples
4. Star Wars
5. Cats
6. Baking bread
7. Vomit
8. Bohemian Rhapsody
9. Discord
10. Gaming, friends, family, Straight Dope
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