# Let's play a Feud! {It's complete}

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370 "2024-06-26T17:59:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/61 "2024-07-02T11:51:43Z")

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Don’t worry, I’m pretty much guaranteed the bottom spot in this game. Why oh Why did I say “clothing” instead of “name” for #10?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/62 "2024-07-02T18:37:01Z")

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| Tell me a word that rhymes with “Election”… | |
| --- | --- |
| \*\*1. erection | 30\*\* |
| 1. selection | 9 |
| 1. connection | 1 |
| 1. Rejection | 1 |
| 1. section | 1 |
| | |
| If your dog ran away, name something you’d be surprised he took with him. | |
| \*\*2. leash | 13\*\* |
| 2. bowl | 5 |
| 2. The cat | 4 |
| 2. remote | 3 |
| 2. toy | 3 |
| 2. Book | 2 |
| 2. money | 2 |
| 2. Bone | 1 |
| 2. Car keys | 1 |
| 2. Cat nip | 1 |
| 2. Doggie bed | 1 |
| 2. I don’t have a dog! | 1 |
| 2. Medications | 1 |
| 2. my car | 1 |
| 2. My phone | 1 |
| 2. Nail clippers | 1 |
| 2. Shoe | 1 |
| | |
| In horror movies, name a place teenagers go where there’s always a killer on the loose. | |
| \*\*3. Woods/Cabin in the woods | 12\*\* |
| 3. campsite | 10 |
| 3. Basement | 7 |
| 3. old house/lake | 6 |
| 3. cemetery | 2 |
| 3. garage | 2 |
| 3. lovers lane | 2 |
| 3. Night club | 1 |
| | |
| 4. Name something you eat on a bun. | |
| \*\*4. Hamburger | 21\*\* |
| \*\*4. Hot dog | 21\*\* |
| | |
| Name something that grows faster than you want it to. | |
| \*\*5. grass/kudzu/lawn/weeds/zucchini | 31\*\* |
| 5. hair | 6 |
| 5. Fingernails/toenails | 3 |
| 5. kids | 2 |
| | |
| Name an occupation that begins with the letter “j”. | |
| \*\*6. janitor | 30\*\* |
| 6. Judge | 5 |
| 6. journalist | 3 |
| 6. jester | 1 |
| 6. jeweler | 1 |
| 6. Jockey | 1 |
| 6. juggler | 1 |
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| 7. Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party. | |
| \*\*7. spin the bottle | 17\*\* |
| 7. Strip Poker | 14 |
| 7. Twister | 6 |
| 7. beer pong | 2 |
| 7. Cards against Humanity | 1 |
| 7. nudity | 1 |
| 7. Truth or dare | 1 |
| | |
| 8. Name a ball that’s smaller than a baseball. | |
| \*\*8. golf ball | 30\*\* |
| 8. ping pong ball | 6 |
| 8. Tennis ball | 3 |
| 8. Billiard Ball | 2 |
| 8. Super ball | 1 |
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| 9. Name something kids promise their parents they’ll do if they’re allowed to borrow the car. | |
| \*\*9. Fill the gas tank | 12\*\* |
| 9. Be home on time | 10 |
| 9. Clean/Do chores | 10 |
| 9. Drive carefully | 8 |
| 9. Go only where they say they are going | 1 |
| 9. No one else in car | 1 |
| | |
| 10. Name something you get from your parents but you can change when you become an adult. | |
| \*\*10. your name | 38\*\* |
| 10. clothes | 1 |
| 10. Hair color | 1 |
| 10. Nose | 1 |
| 10. place you live | 1 |

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/63 "2024-07-02T18:48:45Z")

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And the winner is …drumroll… **Thudlow\_Boink!!** Woo-hoo! :throws confetti: Good job! They got 7/10 right. Well done!

| 1. | Thudlow Boink | 444 |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 2. | Oly | 440 |
| 2. | Yllaria | 440 |
| 4. | gkster | 438 |
| 5. | NDP | 432 |
| 6. | Infovore | 428 |
| 7. | Bayaker | 424 |
| 8. | pjd | 422 |
| 9. | peedin | 420 |
| 10. | notfrommensa | 418 |
| 11. | solost | 416 |
| 12. | Dead Cat | 410 |
| 12. | Spoons | 410 |
| 14. | knoodler | 406 |
| 15. | Rebo | 404 |
| 16. | silenus | 398 |
| 16. | Chronos | 398 |
| 18. | Paintcharge | 394 |
| 19. | Sternvogel | 392 |
| 20. | ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness | 390 |
| 21. | Dr. Winston OBoogie | 388 |
| 22. | What Exit? | 376 |
| 22. | kenobi\_65 | 376 |
| 24. | The wind of my soul | 370 |
| 25. | Intergalactic Gladiator | 368 |
| 26. | Hoopy Frood | 366 |
| 27. | needscoffee | 362 |
| 28. | not what you’d expect | 354 |
| 29. | Little Nemo | 344 |
| 29. | Maus Magill | 344 |
| 31. | SunUp | 336 |
| 31. | Pardel-Lux | 336 |
| 33. | Larry Borgia | 330 |
| 34. | Prof. Pepperwinkle | 322 |
| 35. | SpoilerVirgin | 316 |
| 36. | dirtball | 280 |
| 37. | Bicycle Bill | 278 |
| 38. | colinfred | 276 |
| 39. | kayaker | 274 |
| 40. | Pasta | 258 |
| 41. | Briny\_Deep | 228 |
| 42. | Knowed Out | 214 |

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/64 "2024-07-02T19:39:59Z")

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Hey! 31st! And I only got three completely wrong!  
😃

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/65 "2024-07-02T19:46:21Z")

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Once again, I prove to be too daringly individualistic for my own good.

Thanks for the feud!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/66 "2024-07-02T19:50:17Z")

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Hm, I did better than I expected. I was thinking that I had a lot of answers with few matches, but it looks like, on those questions, nobody had very many matches. I’d have been a real contender, if I’d just had a dirtier mind for #1.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/67 "2024-07-02T20:09:30Z")

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Great feud, Rebo! It’s of course an honor to be tied with Pardel-Lux, and I am actually moving up in the world - I’m in the 25th percentile!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/68 "2024-07-02T20:21:15Z")

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Woo-hoo!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/69 "2024-07-02T20:24:43Z")

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Thank you, Rebo!

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/70 "2024-07-02T20:38:03Z")

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Yay! Thank you, Rebo!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/71 "2024-07-02T20:43:46Z")

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Thank you @Rebo!

The problem with these high conch feuds, is if you miss one or two, your score plummets.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/72 "2024-07-02T20:53:31Z")

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From 1st in the last feud to 26th in this one.

My how the mighty have fallen…

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/73 "2024-07-02T20:56:05Z")

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I’m surprised that zucchini got included with grass, kudzu, lawn, and weeds. I bet my score would have been lower if it hadn’t.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/74 "2024-07-02T22:54:56Z")

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Yes, nice one Rebo.  
I went from last in the previous feud to 8th in this one !!!

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/75 "2024-07-02T23:25:54Z")

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1. Erection
2. My keys
3. Camp
4. Hamburger
5. Grass
6. Janitor
7. Spin the bottle
8. Golf Ball
9. Fill it with gas
10. Name

ETA: Whoops way too late

And I would have gotten second place too. ☹

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/76 "2024-07-02T23:58:04Z")

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A fun one, @Rebo . Thanks for it!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/77 "2024-07-03T00:06:02Z")

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Thank you, Rebo. I’m glad you’re doing these again.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/78 "2024-07-03T00:07:35Z")

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I’ll add my thanks, Rebo. It’s a nifty little game.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/79 "2024-07-03T01:21:54Z")

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You’ll be chasing that high for years to come.

Trust me.

C’mon **Rebo** , just one quick top ten finish. You know I’m good for it.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-a-feud-its-complete/1003370/80 "2024-07-03T01:48:10Z")

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I really tried to do better. I really did. ☹

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