# Let's play death is not an option

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553 "2003-05-11T21:20:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/81 "2003-05-15T22:19:36Z")

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Eat poison ivy… For whatever reason I’m not affected by poison ivy.  
forced to watch 24hrs of non-stop “bosom buddies”

or

sodomized by evil clowns

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/82 "2003-05-16T00:25:52Z")

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Bosom Buddies, no question

Kill your most beloved pet with your bare hands

OR

Never know love for the rest of your life

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/83 "2003-05-16T05:00:02Z")

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I’d have to go with the pet. Does a fish count? I loved Matilda!

I got this idea from another thread…

Having your tongue split in two?

OR

Having your penis (or clitoris) split in two?

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/84 "2003-05-16T05:15:08Z")

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Tongue, just barely.

Have a miscarriage (or, for male Dopers, your SO having a miscarriage)?

OR

Becoming pregnant with Michael Jackson’s child (for male Dopers, having to impregnate Rosanne Bar)?

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/85 "2003-05-17T03:00:25Z")

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I think i’d reather have a miscarriage…i don’t want to see what the hell could come out if it was Michael Jakson’s…(wich btw probably impregnate by drugging the hell outa you)  
Kiss Saddam’s ass for the next 5 hours

-or-

Kiss a rotting corps’ ass for the next 7 hours?

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/86 "2003-05-17T03:53:26Z")

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I’ll have to go with Saddam. Can I at least have a dental dam?

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Be trapped in a horror movie

Or

Be trapped in a Jerry Lewis movie

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-death-is-not-an-option/174553/87 "2003-05-17T04:02:55Z")

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horror movie. At least i know that 'd be dead by the end…

Walk in on your parents doin the 69

or

walk in on your grandparents 69

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