# Let's play Flag Count (as in sexual)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504 "2007-08-30T15:23:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/1 "2007-08-30T15:23:11Z")

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i.e., how many countries you’ve slept with. List them, and state your age for relativity’s sake. I’ll start.

U.K.  
Germany  
France  
Italy  
Spain  
Ukraine  
Taiwan  
Jamaica  
St. Lucia  
India  
Puerto Rico  
and of course - U.S.A.

12 total

I’m 24.

Yeah, this is prurient and tasteless, but it’ll be fun.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/2 "2007-08-30T15:37:17Z")

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Just two. ☹ The other one’s Brazil. 😃

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/3 "2007-08-30T15:39:59Z")

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USA

Gee, was that good for you, too?

I came close to a China once, though.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/4 "2007-08-30T15:44:59Z")

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Yay! A sex test where I can answer honestly without coming across as a total slut!

Two: U.S. and the Netherlands.

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**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/5 "2007-08-30T15:49:10Z")

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Canada  
Netherlands  
Dominican Republic  
US

That is 4 out of the 5 countries I have been to. I am almost 30.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/6 "2007-08-30T15:57:20Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Yay! A sex test where I can answer honestly without coming across as a total slut!  
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::snort::, you’re welcome.

Oh, and “heritage” doesn’t count. Has to be born & raised.

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/7 "2007-08-30T15:59:35Z")

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I have only one country but I have almost every Province in that country (I am missing Newfoundland).

My fiancé and I were so determined to have every province that on a cross-country trip we stopped and parked right behind the welcome to Manitoba sign for a quickie so we could cross another off the list. 😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/8 "2007-08-30T16:01:14Z")

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[QUOTE=pizzabrat]

Oh, and “heritage” doesn’t count. Has to be born & raised.  
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Yupper.

And, oh, right, **Queuing** reminds me – make it three, with Canada. (He seemed so normal and all I forgot aboot the fact that he was a furriner, eh?)

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/9 "2007-08-30T16:04:56Z")

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I’m not sure that I want to answer the question, but there seem to be at least two interpretations of it:  
(1) the physical location of the sexual act; and  
(2) the nationality of the sexual partner.

So, before I answer, which is it?

(And in at least two cases in my personal experience, country of birth and nationality were not necessarily the same, but that may be overcomplicating things).

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**Author:** ![Queuing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Queuing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queuing)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/10 "2007-08-30T16:07:23Z")

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Oops, I answered it as physical location of the sexual act. I have only slept with Canadians.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/11 "2007-08-30T16:08:25Z")

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Yeah, I answered it by nationality of the person (passport held), rather than site of encounter (all U.S.).

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/12 "2007-08-30T16:10:57Z")

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Whoops, I thought you meant countries you’ve had sex -in-. I don’t think that changes my answer, though.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/13 "2007-08-30T16:11:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Giles]  
I’m not sure that I want to answer the question, but there seem to be at least two interpretations of it:  
(1) the physical location of the sexual act; and  
(2) the nationality of the sexual partner.

So, before I answer, which is it?

(And in at least two cases in my personal experience, country of birth and nationality were not necessarily the same, but that may be overcomplicating things).  
[/QUOTE]

#1 doesn’t matter at all, it’s #2 that counts.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/14 "2007-08-30T16:12:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Queuing]  
Oops, I answered it as physical location of the sexual act. I have only slept with Canadians.  
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So you just shag the Americans and cross the boarder before you fall asleep, huh? Sneaky, sneaky!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/15 "2007-08-30T16:35:18Z")

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> _Originally posted by **pizzabrat** :_
> 
> Yeah, this is prurient and tasteless . . .

And that’s exactly why I’m closing it.

Don’t do this again, **pizzabrat**.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/16 "2007-08-30T18:00:56Z")

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Okay, upon reconsideration we have decided to reopen this thread.

I agree with Cajun Man that it’s not nice to kiss and tell, but if you really want to do this, what the hell, go to.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/17 "2007-08-30T18:27:58Z")

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Well, thanks. Though I think the confusion about the point of the thread may have killed it. I couldn’t find a concise and clear way to say what I wanted - a tally of how many nationalities are represented in your notch count. I asked it the same way it was stated [here](http://www.rooshv.com/2007/the-flag-metric), where I got the inspiration for this.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/18 "2007-08-30T18:45:49Z")

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Lets see,  
Russian  
Ukrainian  
Azerbaijan  
US

I did have someone offer to give me a BJ in Romania as well, but I passed. Hey you would have too if you had as much cash on me as I did and no way to lock it up!

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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/19 "2007-08-30T19:04:44Z")

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Orion  
Risa  
UFP

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/20 "2007-08-30T19:16:48Z")

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I came really close to Argentina once, but alas, we got stopped. I’m still disappointed. And that was a looong time ago.

I refuse to ask my hubby this one because back in his wild and single days, he went all over the Pacific and had some, er, interesting escapades. As an example, he’s told me that he got offered the chief’s daughter once on Yap. I wouldn’t let him tell me if he accepted the offer. 😃

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