# Let's play Flag Count (as in sexual) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504 "2007-08-30T15:23:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/41 "2007-08-30T22:39:50Z")
US Mexico Pakistan Texas šŸ˜‰ Wishing, wishing, wishing lo these many years later that Ireland appeared on my list. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/42 "2007-08-30T22:56:28Z")
Japan, and thatā€™s it. I have nothing against domestic-brand wimmin folk, but they dont seem to be into me one bit. Not that Iā€™m complaining šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/43 "2007-08-30T23:24:49Z")
Thatā€™s because youā€™re supposed to put your one bit\* in them\*. US Canada Netherlands Italy France ā€¦ andā€¦ Austria Though Iā€™d prefer an Australian. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/44 "2007-08-30T23:33:53Z")
USA England ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/45 "2007-08-31T00:23:22Z")
[QUOTE=Surly Chick] The UK hat trick (England, Scotland, Ireland) Man, I miss the UKā€¦ [/QUOTE] _Northern_ Ireland? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/46 "2007-08-31T00:28:26Z")
Oh hell, letā€™s play! USA Mexico Japan Australia England Canada Greece I think thatā€™s itā€¦ Flags may be few, but US indiscretions were manyā€¦ I ainā€™t bragging, just shaking me head at the excesses of my youthā€¦ I am 40. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/47 "2007-08-31T03:17:58Z")
USA, Mexico. Almost Vietnam and Canada. Almost. Le sighā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/48 "2007-08-31T03:40:01Z")
Iā€™m jealous. Does that make me slutty? šŸ™‚ Only oneā€¦The U S of A. \ ---
**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/49 "2007-08-31T03:48:07Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Canada. Just once. [/QUOTE] In the 60s. For about twenty minutes. (Iā€™ve been lurking for years, waiting to say that!) My count is one, as far as I know. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/50 "2007-08-31T04:22:44Z")
Update: I ran this thread by Papa Tiger and suggested he might like to contribute his list. He just sat there and laughed and laughed and said, ā€œIā€™m not saying a thing! Nope, not a thing!ā€ Iā€™m more and more glad of our donā€™t ask/donā€™t tell policy. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/51 "2007-08-31T06:21:57Z")
Canada USA Sweden Australia 30 ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/52 "2007-08-31T07:40:30Z")
Australia New Zealand Germany France Belgium Switzerland Italy UK (including England, Scotland and Wales) Ghana USA Mexico Brazil India UAE Bahrain On preview - YIKES! I used to be a very naughty girl!!! Iā€™m 34 and much more staid now! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/53 "2007-08-31T08:32:58Z")
Just UK, Italy and Australia here. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/54 "2007-08-31T11:28:03Z")
[QUOTE=An GadaĆ­] _Northern_ Ireland? [/QUOTE] Not yet! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/55 "2007-08-31T14:04:44Z")
[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] _ **marvels at 5** _ Umā€¦that is impressiveā€¦ [/QUOTE] You knooowww (_rubs non-existent mustache_), what can I say. Iā€™m curious about your list. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/56 "2007-08-31T15:52:01Z")
[QUOTE=Surly Chick] Not yet! šŸ˜ƒ [/QUOTE] Then technically itā€™s not a UK Hat Trick you had. Itā€™s England and Scotland (UK) and Ireland (Ireland) . šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/57 "2007-08-31T18:03:25Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] \ UK (including England, Scotland and Wales) [/QUOTE] This made me laugh. Itā€™s so ā€¦ comprehensive. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/58 "2007-08-31T23:42:04Z")
The U.S. But I am having trouble getting my passport! Thatā€™s the only reason my list is so vanilla. Or should I say, chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/59 "2007-09-01T00:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] The U.S. But I am having trouble getting my passport! Thatā€™s the only reason my list is so vanilla. Or should I say, chocolate? [/QUOTE] But were any of your conquests born/raised in other countries? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504/60 "2007-09-01T00:39:19Z")
Ohhhhhhhhhhā€¦ I think I have misunderstood this game. Jamaica U.S. Puerto Rico [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-flag-count-as-in-sexual/417504.md?page=4)