# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/1 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men; freshly ground and in a carafe.
[sub]What?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/2 "2003-06-10T17:51:50Z")
In a bottle, at room temperature.
With sugar and milk poured on it, and a spoon inside.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/3 "2003-06-10T17:51:54Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women; hot and in a large cup.
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### Author:  [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/4 "2003-06-10T17:53:46Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: All sexed up in a French housemaid naughty nightie!
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### Author:  [@Wolfgrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfgrrl)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/5 "2003-06-10T17:54:08Z")
That’s sick! I like it.
Variety is the spice of life: I like my coffee like I like my men - tall, pale and sweet or dark and strong; first thing in the morning, but not always every morning, or sometimes at night when I feel like staying up late.
I also like both my men and my coffee without little gritty things floating in them.
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/6 "2003-06-10T17:54:40Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men – hot and drizzled with cream. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/7 "2003-06-10T17:57:23Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: it’s gotta be full of energy and it’s gotta go down easy.
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### Author:  [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/8 "2003-06-10T18:05:54Z")
Bland, cold and tasteless…
Just being realistic…
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/9 "2003-06-10T18:10:23Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: Sitting in front of the computer, playing video games.
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### Author:  [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/10 "2003-06-10T18:11:22Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men–with a little bit of flavor and quick to make me poo.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/11 "2003-06-10T18:15:36Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women - I like adding cream to both. 😃
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/12 "2003-06-10T18:22:05Z")
Black as sin and twice as bitter.
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### Author:  [@that.sound.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that.sound.again)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/13 "2003-06-10T18:24:39Z")
I like my coffe like I like my women: Hot. If spiked, then only with quality liquor. And slightly bitter.
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### Author:  [@that.sound.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that.sound.again)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/14 "2003-06-10T18:28:40Z")
Beat me to it, **Larry** …
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### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/15 "2003-06-10T18:28:48Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee - strong, sweet and creamy. 😛
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/16 "2003-06-10T18:30:00Z")
ILMCLILM women, leaking all over the bed. 😉
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/17 "2003-06-10T18:30:18Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men—pale and weak.
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### Author:  [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/18 "2003-06-10T18:33:47Z")
[gottfried]
I like my coffee like I like my women: HOT. and BLACK. With a small piece of prune danish.
[/gottfried]
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### Author:  [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/19 "2003-06-10T18:34:41Z")
ILMCLILMM…mixed up and chock full of chemicals
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### Author:  [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/20 "2003-06-10T18:34:58Z")
When I was in grad school, my fav email .sig went thusly:
I like my coffee and my beer to be dark and bitter.
That way, they fit in well with the rest of my life.
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