# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/21 "2003-06-10T18:40:33Z")
I only drink tea. You may draw from that any inferences you like about my taste in women. ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/22 "2003-06-10T18:42:00Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/23 "2003-06-10T18:44:46Z")
ILMCLILMW…always finding its way onto my lap. or ILMCLILMW…ready for me to dunk my biscotti. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/24 "2003-06-10T18:45:37Z")
[hijack] I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit–round, sweet, tender, and covered in short, brown fur. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/25 "2003-06-10T18:46:46Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women; beanfree and full of nuts. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/26 "2003-06-10T18:48:24Z")
I like my coffe like i like my women: hot and cheap ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/27 "2003-06-10T18:56:52Z")
I don’t like coffee. I like my tea like I like my men: sweet, warm, and green. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/28 "2003-06-10T18:57:16Z")
[obligatory Eddie Izzard reference] I like my coffee like I like my women… covered in bees! [/OEDR] 😃 I like my coffee like I like my men - strong and rich 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/29 "2003-06-10T18:59:03Z")
I like my coffee the way I like my women: Covered in bees! ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/30 "2003-06-10T19:06:06Z")
ILMCLILM men: dark, bitter, french-roasted and reserved for special occasions. Now “I like my tea like I like my men”: Often and varied. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Boldface\_Type](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@Boldface\_Type](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boldface_Type)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/31 "2003-06-10T19:14:43Z")
ILMCLILMW … in a small, airtight bag in the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/32 "2003-06-10T19:18:20Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: Columbian and complimentary when you fill up your gas tank. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/33 "2003-06-10T19:25:50Z")
ILMCLILMW - wrapped in a burlap sack slung over the back of a donkey. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/34 "2003-06-10T19:29:59Z")
ILMCLILMM hot, strong, with a rich, aromatic scent. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/35 "2003-06-10T19:31:23Z")
ILMCLILMM full bodied and robust. [sub]Dang! It’s gettin’ hot in here. \ \ \[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Hambone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58f4c7/32.png) [@Hambone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hambone)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/36 "2003-06-10T20:10:49Z")
ILMCLILMW - Cold and bitter. h ---
**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/37 "2003-06-10T20:28:35Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/38 "2003-06-10T20:36:35Z")
ILMCLILMM-tall, strong, sweet and a gorgeous creamy beige color. Mmmm What sucks is that I really do, but I always feel like some dorky 70s cheeseball when this comparison crosses my mind IRL. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/39 "2003-06-10T20:37:47Z")
ILMCLILMWomen, provided free by my employer. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/40 "2003-06-10T20:45:35Z")
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