# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/41 "2003-06-10T20:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > **[obligatory Eddie Izzard reference]** Heeeeeey… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/42 "2003-06-10T20:50:37Z")
Darnit, **Dinsdale** , I was hoping to be the first to say that one. However, I will vary a little bit on the theme and take one from our dear friend **rubes** ’ playbook: I like my women like I like my humor: …in the eighth grade. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/43 "2003-06-10T21:05:55Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men—strong, sweet, and hot!!! ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/44 "2003-06-10T21:12:49Z")
I like my _tea_ like I like my women—sweet, creamy and plentiful. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/45 "2003-06-10T21:14:07Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men — I don’t like coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Lu\_Tze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lu\_Tze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lu_Tze)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/46 "2003-06-10T21:17:08Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women—in a plastic cup! (credit again extended to Eddie Izzard…) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/47 "2003-06-10T22:00:15Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men… sweet, pale, and fair trade. (happens to be true…) ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/48 "2003-06-10T22:07:30Z")
IIMCLILMW Hot, creamy and keeping me awake all night inspiring me to stay up and write novels. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/49 "2003-06-10T22:10:00Z")
Cold, and through a straw! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/50 "2003-06-10T22:27:53Z")
I like my coffee like I like my man: Ready to go down every morning. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/51 "2003-06-10T23:06:33Z")
ILMC LILMW, tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez… (stolen from Patton Oswalt) ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/52 "2003-06-10T23:46:13Z")
Hand-picked from a plantation in Columbia ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/53 "2003-06-11T01:16:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stonebow \* > \*\*I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them. \*\* You drink your coffee at home alone I take it? ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/54 "2003-06-11T01:21:23Z")
ILMC LILMW Strong A bit bitter _At least_ once a day and With a kick ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/55 "2003-06-11T01:21:39Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: **WET!** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/56 "2003-06-11T02:08:44Z")
ILMCLILMW-- all over the front of my pants. ---
**Author:** ![Quantum\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e79b87/32.png) [@Quantum\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quantum_Butterfly)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/57 "2003-06-11T06:26:32Z")
Coffee and men… sweet, strong, rich, hot and stimulating! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/58 "2003-06-11T07:10:37Z")
Flight attendant to pilots: Can I get you something to drink? First officer: No, I’m fine. Captain: Sure, I’ll take a cup of coffee. FA: How do you like your coffee? Captain: I like my coffee like I like my women… FA: Captain, I can’t make you a stupid cup of coffee! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/59 "2003-06-11T07:33:52Z")
Coffee and women - Spanish, with a nice cognac, after dinner, while relaxing in the armchair. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/60 "2003-06-11T07:52:13Z")
From _Wayne’s World_ on SNL: Wayne: I like my coffee the way I like my women. Garth’s Mom (Candace Bergen): How’s that? Wayne: Milk and two sugars. Garth’s Mom: What’s that mean? Wayne: I have no idea. As for me, I like my coffee like I like my women: steaming hot and on the kitchen table at 6 a.m., in a mug shaped like Marvin the Martian. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=4)