# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/61 "2003-06-11T08:17:01Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women - freeze dried and in my cupboard. ---
**Author:** ![bogong\_jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/94ad74/32.png) [@bogong\_jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bogong_jack)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/62 "2003-06-11T09:58:57Z")
Black as night Sweet as a kiss Strong as love Hot as hell . ---
**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/63 "2003-06-11T10:01:03Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee - In large amounts ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/64 "2003-06-11T10:31:16Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women - sweet, gently simmering, and slightly nutty. ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/65 "2003-06-11T11:49:50Z")
ILMCLILMM – sweet, rich, and in a big cup. ---
**Author:** ![refusal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@refusal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/refusal)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/66 "2003-06-11T15:34:46Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: having a powerful diuretic effect. ---
**Author:** ![CaptainHenreh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@CaptainHenreh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptainHenreh)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/67 "2003-06-11T16:41:26Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: in a variety of flavors, colors, and cup sizes. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/68 "2003-06-11T16:44:23Z")
ILMCLILMW – Fresh and Hot on the counter at StarBucks. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/69 "2003-06-11T16:48:20Z")
\ I like my coffee like I like my Goats; Warm, with a strong aroma, and taken with a straw. \ ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/70 "2003-06-11T16:56:37Z")
In actual fact, I do like both my coffee and my men to be African. But it’s only because of a single African man, mr cowgirl … does that still count? … off to get a cup of Kenyan AA++ … ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/71 "2003-06-11T17:56:59Z")
I like my morning caffinated beverage like I like my women: cool, sweet n’ bubbly… ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/72 "2003-06-11T17:58:26Z")
oh, and with a PhD… ---
**Author:** ![DonkeyMaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@DonkeyMaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonkeyMaster)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/73 "2003-06-11T18:55:32Z")
ILMCLILMW - In the kitchen ---
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/74 "2003-06-11T19:16:30Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women; strong, hot, wet, and waiting for on my desk in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/75 "2003-06-11T20:26:39Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men, easy to swallow, creamy, and with enough kick to stimulate me thoroughly. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/76 "2003-06-11T23:37:00Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: $10 a pound. ---
**Author:** ![TanethTheTongueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@TanethTheTongueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TanethTheTongueless)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/77 "2003-06-11T23:47:50Z")
I like my coffee the way I like my men… Not in my bed. Or, more realisticly… I like my coffy the way I like my women… Light colored, non-fat, and covered in whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/78 "2003-06-12T00:09:03Z")
ILMCLILMW - to keep me awake at night and help me program. Damn, I’m sad 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/79 "2003-06-12T00:23:25Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women - taken early in the morning while I post to the Straight Dope Message Board. [In case anyone’s worried, this is false. I don’t even drink coffee.] ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/80 "2003-06-12T00:39:46Z")
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