# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/81 "2003-06-12T00:52:24Z")
IIMCLILMW, something that’s not too expensive, unpretentious and doesn’t leave a bitter taste in my mouth. Oh! I think I’m getting the point of this game! 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Yersinia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6bbea6/32.png) [@Yersinia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yersinia)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/82 "2003-06-12T01:00:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ellen Cherry \* > \*\*I like my coffee like I like my men – hot and drizzled with cream. :eek: \*\* Mmmmmmmm. How about hot and strong, sweet and _then_ drizzled with cream? 😃 :::::slurp::::: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/83 "2003-06-12T01:13:33Z")
I like my \ like I like my women: black and thick. 😃 [sub]…or hot and spicy. Or bubbly and amusing. Or golden-brown and smooth. Or sweet and Green. Or tall and with an Eastern European accent. Or passionate and Italian. Or friendly and English. Or…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/84 "2003-06-12T01:22:34Z")
ILMCLILMW– - 50 cents a serving - with a little head - with something waterproof underneath - in a hottub - with jelly - and a donut, for that metter - with cream stirred in vigorously - spread all over a naked woman ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/85 "2003-06-12T01:34:26Z")
I like my women like I like my cup of coffee: dark, hot and bottomless. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/86 "2003-06-12T01:57:52Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee: from the rural fields of Colombia, making it in America withOUT having sold out to ruthless multinational corporations! ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/87 "2003-06-12T03:48:28Z")
ILMCLILMM - straight. 😛 (Actually, I like my coffee dark and sweet, but I thought “straight” was funnier. I’m suck a dork. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/88 "2003-06-12T16:01:12Z")
Mmmm you got it, **Yersinia**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/89 "2003-06-12T17:54:23Z")
…freshly plucked out of some third world country and delivered to my kitchen overnight. ---
**Author:** ![PsionicIllusionist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@PsionicIllusionist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PsionicIllusionist)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/90 "2012-12-31T03:42:56Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men: steaming hot, thoroughly sweet and French-roasted. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/91 "2012-12-31T04:12:25Z")
ILMCLILMW … hot and at work. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/92 "2012-12-31T04:16:22Z")
The canonical reply is: “I like my women like I like my whiskey, pale blonde and 12 years old” ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/93 "2012-12-31T04:27:38Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and bitter… Or… I like my wine like I like my women. Locked in the cellar. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/94 "2012-12-31T05:12:36Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: Irish. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/95 "2012-12-31T05:49:42Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee: never. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/96 "2012-12-31T06:11:51Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women… cheap, fast, and free on the second helping. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/97 "2012-12-31T06:12:32Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee - reheated on high for 1:30. ---
**Author:** ![CVN\_Plankowner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CVN\_Plankowner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CVN_Plankowner)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/98 "2012-12-31T14:08:46Z")
I like my women like I like my scotch. Smooth and over 18. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/99 "2012-12-31T14:12:04Z")
IIMCLILM Tan, rich, and warm enough to chug. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/100 "2012-12-31T14:20:11Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee: Reheated or zombies! SOMEONE had to post it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=6)