# Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918 "2003-06-10T17:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/121 "2013-01-05T03:32:19Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women… filling a room with the aroma of new beans. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/122 "2013-01-06T03:17:05Z")
> [@sir\_viks](#): > > ILMCLILMW: Ground-up & in my freezer. > > (I remember that punch line from a comedian, oh, about 20 years ago.) Get the t-shirt: [http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-coffee-ground-up-and-in-the-freezer](http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-coffee-ground-up-and-in-the-freezer) ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2013, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/123 "2013-01-06T08:10:56Z")
ILMCLILMW: Ready in 2 minutes and 20 cents per serving. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/124 "2013-01-07T12:16:50Z")
ILMCLILMW: ready any time, 24/7/365. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/125 "2013-01-07T13:02:14Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men: always reliably ready when I want one, and tastefully decorated and acessorized. ---
**Author:** ![Cabron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Cabron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabron)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/126 "2013-01-07T14:51:52Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: with rum ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/127 "2013-01-07T15:55:56Z")
ILMCLILMW: brought to me in bed at 7am in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/128 "2013-01-08T14:44:42Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: from Sumatra with cinnamon. Alternatively, I just want [One Good Woman](https://www.onegoodwoman.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/129 "2013-01-08T15:57:01Z")
ILMCLILMW: thick, rich and hot. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/130 "2013-01-16T18:11:17Z")
I like my cofee like I li… AHHHH!!! BITCH GET OFF MY LAP!!! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/131 "2013-01-16T18:35:16Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee: Full of booze. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/132 "2013-01-16T20:42:00Z")
Bitter and full of bourbon ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/133 "2013-01-16T20:59:23Z")
ILMCLILMW - Microwaved ILMCLILMW - On the shitter ILMCLILMW - Full of booze ILMCLILMW - Cold and emotionally distant ILMCLILMW - In the shower … I can’t really choose. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/134 "2013-01-16T21:04:00Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > ILMCLILMW - Microwaved > > ILMCLILMW - On the shitter > > ILMCLILMW - Full of booze > > ILMCLILMW - Cold and emotionally distant > > ILMCLILMW - In the shower > > … I can’t really choose. Personally, I would remove “on the shitter” from the lost, that is, if you have to choose between these. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/135 "2013-01-16T21:04:10Z")
ILMCLILMW - I’m left with a sticky ring on the table as a reminder. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/136 "2013-01-16T21:21:45Z")
ILMCLILMM - Very strong but never bitter ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/137 "2013-08-11T00:07:49Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > I like my coffee like I like my women: Irish. I was about to say that as well. Had I not double checked before posting you would have been the world’s first Irish ninja! ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/138 "2013-08-11T00:10:55Z")
> [@CVN\_Plankowner](#): > > I like my women like I like my scotch. Smooth and over 18. Dammit, I was really looking forward to unwinding with a 15yo single malt after I logged off of the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/139 "2013-08-11T00:28:34Z")
I like my coffee like I like my zombie thread bumpers: Drunk. ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918/140 "2013-08-11T03:15:47Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I like my coffee like I like my zombie thread bumpers: Drunk. I beg your pardon, I was merely buzzed! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-men-women/180918.md?page=8)