# Let's play the Control-V game.....again!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 20, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815 "2003-09-20T16:32:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/1 "2003-09-20T16:32:31Z")
The rules are simple. You simply go into the reply box, and hit Cntrl-V. It posts whatever is on your clipboard. Here’s what’s on mine:
> [@](#):
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> Since I enjoyed writing the nuclear war entry so much, I’m going to do another nasty disaster. So what horrible nightmare could happen? Well, there are dozens of different ways humanity could fuck up and destroy ourselves, though this one is nature-made.
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> Tsunamis. First off, the scenario I’m talking about won’t destroy the human race, but it will cause all sorts of Hell. Once again, thanks to Exit Mundi for information on this.
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> It’s a cool September day in New York City. The city is in mourning again, due to the anniversery of the 9/11 attacks. The mayor Bloomburg is reading off the names from the death list. Suddenly, a man runs into the crowd. He gets to the podium and yells:
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> “There’s a massive tsunami heading this way.”
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> People panic and run. Word spreads about what happened. The streets of New York become clogged. Within 15 minutes, the entire east coast is aware, due to the Internet and the speed at which news goes. Miami, Charleston, Cape Hatteras, D.C., Boston, New York, all are clogged in the mad rush to escape. A few hours later, reports come in of massive tsunamis in Morocco, Spain,
> Portugal, and the southern coast of England. By around 5 PM that afternoon, the few people on the beach for whatever reason see the coast zoom away from them. The entire ground for hundreds of yards is exposed. Then they see it. A massive wall of water 300
> feet high zips torward the coast at a hundred miles an hour. Storms don’t hurt it. Bombs do nothing. Nuking it would just make a tiny dent. The massive wall of water crashes on the coast. Buildings are flattened, forests are destroyed. Cars are tossed
> like toys. Anyone on the coast is turned to mush and crushed by the weight of the tsunami. If by some miracle they live through that, they drown. The wave ends up going several miles inland.
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> And then, as fast as it came ashore, it goes back. The water recedes, taking with it everything. People, cars, pieces of buildings, trees, dirt, trucks, everything suddenly finds themselves in the middle of the Atlantic. A few hours later, the wave hits the
> Caribbean, Central and South America.
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> The world economy suffers in coming months from the losses of the major cities. Sao Paulo, Rio de Janeiro, Buenos Aires, Havana, San Juan, Miami, Nassau, all the way up to Nova Scotia, and Greenland, along with England, France, Spain, Portugal, Iceland, and the west coast of Africa are destroyed.
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> What exactly happened, you ask? Simple. A landslide in the Canary Islands. In La Palma in the Canaries, there is a volcano called Cumbre Vieja. On the volcano’s western flank, there is a piece of land hanging by the ocean. If the volcano erupts, the land may crash down into the ocean. Many of you have seen the models where they dump gravel into a tank of water shaped like the coast. The result is always a massive wave. The same will
> happen, only much larger scale. Tons of dirt and rocks will crash into the Atlantic.
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> Scientists only recently discovered that landslide make huge tsunamis, after it happened in Alaska. But there is hope. While it’s possible the next eruption of Cumbre Vieja could trigger this catastrophe, it’s also possible that the next fifty won’t cause it.
> It almost happened in 1949, but the mass of land stopped after about 13 feet. It was the last decade of the century before they realized how close we came to complete
> destruction.
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> So keep your fingers crossed, and for God’s sakes, don’t go to the East Coast.
Seems to be an old blog entry. What’s on your clipboard?
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/2 "2003-09-20T16:38:54Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212092](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212092)
What else? Heh.
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### Author:  [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/3 "2003-09-20T16:42:28Z")
**wesley clark clinton nato**
for a Google News search.
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/4 "2003-09-20T16:44:30Z")
Uh, oh. Looks like the wife has been Ebaying again:
> [@](#):
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> The seller, XXX, has entered a total price of $10.54 for the item below.
> To complete Checkout for this item, click here:
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> The seller accepts PayPal for this item so you can pay securely with any major credit card.
>
> ## Payment Details:
>
> Item name: Buffy Season 4 WW2000 Promo
> Item number: XXX
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> Date entered: Saturday, Sep 20, 2003 01:20:40 PDT
>
> Item Price: $9.99
> Shipping & Handling: $0.55
> Additional Shipping: $0.00
> -------------
> Total: $10.54
I edited out a couple of things, including the sellers name and the item number.
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### Author:  [@epraz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epraz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/5 "2003-09-20T16:54:41Z")
> **[1899 Cleveland Spiders Statistics | Baseball-Reference.com](https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CLV/1899.shtml)**
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> 20-134, 12th NL, 529 R, 12 HR, 6.37 ERA, 388 E, Mgr:Quinn, SP:Hughey 4, CL:Bates 0, HR:Dowd 2, SB:Dowd 28
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/6 "2003-09-20T18:07:59Z")
a pailful of Limerick oysters, a flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, four Illuminati, five furry little ponies six indignant elk and my left leg.
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### Author:  [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/7 "2003-09-20T18:22:02Z")
[http://wakedavid.proboards12.com/index.cgi?board=KeepAwake](http://wakedavid.proboards12.com/index.cgi?board=KeepAwake)
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### Author:  [@Severian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severian)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/8 "2003-09-20T18:28:01Z")
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### Author:  [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/9 "2003-09-20T18:29:07Z")
[http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm](http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm)
…
Apparently I was in a paranoid mood
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### Author:  [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/10 "2003-09-20T18:30:53Z")
I did it, but it was the entire class list from my wife’s high school graduating class, including addresses and phone numbers. All 600+ of them.
Not appropriate to post here, but at least you know what was on MY clipboard.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/11 "2003-09-20T21:43:03Z")
nothing!
bloody nothing!
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### Author:  [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/12 "2003-09-20T22:53:38Z")
:))
Well, that’s pretty lame. Better than Lobsang, but still 😃
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### Author:  [@hybrid\_dogfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hybrid_dogfish)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/13 "2003-09-20T22:55:58Z")
someone play with me
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### Author:  [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/14 "2003-09-20T23:01:19Z")
What’s your favourite film?
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/15 "2003-09-20T23:18:12Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by bluecanary \*
> \*\*What’s your favourite film? \*\*
[RAP 100F](http://www.fujifilm.com/JSP/fuji/epartners/Products.jsp?nav=1&parent=PRODUCT_CATEGORY_622941&product=2302505)
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### Author:  [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/16 "2003-09-20T23:20:46Z")
[quote[Emil Minty[/quote]
Huge bonus points if anyone knows who this is.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/17 "2003-09-20T23:24:45Z")
Wasn’t that the feral kid from _Road Warrior_?
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### Author:  [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/18 "2003-09-20T23:28:53Z")
“We see the need for [forgiveness] in the homes of the people, where tiny molehills of misunderstanding are fanned into mountains of argument. We see it among neighbors, where insignificant differences lead to undying bitterness. We see it in business associates who quarrel and refuse to compromise and forgive when, in most instances, if there were a willingness to sit down together and speak quietly one to another, the matter could be resolved to the blessing of all. Rather, they spend their days nurturing grudges and planning retribution. …
“If there be any who nurture in their hearts the poisonous brew of enmity toward another, I plead with you to ask the Lord for strength to forgive. This expression of desire will be of the very substance of your repentance. It may not be easy, and it may not come quickly. But if you will seek it with sincerity and cultivate it, it will come. …
“… There is no peace in reflecting on the pain of old wounds. There is peace only in repentance and forgiveness. This is the sweet peace of the Christ, who said, ‘blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.’ (Matt. 5:9. [Matthew 5:9])”
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### Author:  [@JocoseBanter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JocoseBanter)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/19 "2003-09-20T23:41:20Z")
[http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy\_games/keeping\_up\_appearances/keeping\_up\_appearances.jsp](http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/keeping_up_appearances/keeping_up_appearances.jsp)
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### Author:  [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/20 "2003-09-20T23:41:29Z")
I am looking for a decent Tree of Life to swipe. Did you see this? [http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000080&sid=arNczoMikRug](http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000080&sid=arNczoMikRug) . Asian news but we play football in Europe, go figure. rak regaaaaaaa.
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