# Let's play the Control-V game.....again! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815 "2003-09-20T16:32:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/101 "2003-09-28T01:43:41Z")
cool, you’ll get the same feeling when you begin to teach also ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@El\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/102 "2003-09-28T12:15:59Z")
mudvayne ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/103 "2003-09-28T14:10:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Mark lay in the empty bath examining his left wrist; he clenched his hand and a few tendons hardened beneath the surface, with blue veins running between them. Behind him on a chair were a small sharp kitchen knife, an envelope, a book and a phone. Still contemplating, he fumbled behind him with his right hand and took the knife. Then he slowly scored his wrist, watching blood pool around the cut, and placed the knife on the side of the bath. After a while he licked his wrist, and watched the blood reappear. Don’t worry, I’m still alive. It’s from a story. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/104 "2003-09-28T14:11:03Z")
Genvièv ---
**Author:** ![Spellbound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@Spellbound](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spellbound)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/105 "2003-09-28T14:13:15Z")
k when you go to the volcano go up to your url bar then where it says volcano put " \_paths " behinde volcano …I’m guessing that was from one of my kids. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/106 "2003-09-28T14:36:36Z")
Life sucks. Part of a pit rant apparently. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@El\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/107 "2003-09-28T17:04:10Z")
‘Drehbuch’ für unseren ersten Film schreiben Well, I guess not everyone here understands german ---
**Author:** ![magog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/fbc32d/32.png) [@magog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/108 "2003-09-28T17:13:22Z")
/\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* - [dbo].[AMRPATIE] \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*/ –Drop PK if exists IF (select OBJECT\_ID(‘aaaaaAMRPATIE\_PK’)) IS NOT NULL ALTER TABLE [dbo].[AMRPATIE] DROP CONSTRAINT [aaaaaAMRPATIE\_PK] GO –Drop Index if exists IF EXISTS (SELECT name FROM sysindexes WHERE name = 'Ind\_PCR\_ID’and id = OBJECT\_ID(‘AMRPATIE’)) DROP INDEX [dbo].[AMRPATIE].[Ind\_PCR\_ID] GO –Rename colulmn IF EXISTS (SELECT [name] from syscolumns where name = ‘print’ AND id = OBJECT\_ID(‘AMRPATIE’)) EXEC sp\_rename ‘AMRPATIE.[print]’, ‘PrintVal’, ‘COLUMN’ GO PK\_AMRPATIE IF (select OBJECT\_ID(‘PK\_AMRPATIE’)) IS NOT NULL ALTER TABLE [dbo].[AMRPATIE] DROP CONSTRAINT [PK\_AMRPATIE] GO –Create PK ALTER TABLE [dbo].[AMRPATIE] ADD CONSTRAINT [PK\_AMRPATIE] PRIMARY KEY CLUSTERED ([PCR\_ID]) ON [PRIMARY] GO ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/109 "2003-09-28T17:21:44Z")
Page Bates stamped FMR-00241 Oops, looks like it’s boring and work-based. ---
**Author:** ![caymus28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@caymus28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caymus28)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/110 "2003-09-28T18:28:20Z")
Coconut Lyrics Harry Nilsson ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/111 "2003-09-28T20:01:59Z")
too many littles, perhaps he send m?? jfakck jack is the one you’df askl. not a very good song anyway. if there wrere ar eal reason for the names id think it would b e shot his hoise.! ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/112 "2003-09-28T20:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Life sucks. > > Part of a pit rant apparently. How lazy do you have to be to copy and paste that??? ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/113 "2003-09-28T20:13:40Z")
Ah, I just went to the Pit and saw the rant in question. You are excused. ---
**Author:** ![Kieras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a87d85/32.png) [@Kieras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kieras)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/114 "2003-09-29T02:31:05Z")
Girl, 5, makes bong in class By EDITH BEVIN September 29, 2003 A five-year-old Territory girl shocked teachers when she showed her class how to make a bong out of a Coke bottle during a ``show and tell’’ session. The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin’s northern suburbs. The revelation comes amid mounting concerns over drug use among Territory primary school students. At least two instances have been reported to the Education Department of children aged between five and 12 being caught with drugs at school. In one case the drug was amphetamine. Teachers have indicated this may be the tip of the iceberg. ``The little girl showing how to make a bong was the most in-your-face example of drug culture among primary school students I’ve heard of,’’ one teacher said. ``It’s not unheard of that primary school children will be found with drugs at school,’’ the teacher said. ``Usually it’s just a bit of dope \_ they’ve probably nicked it from their mum’s purse and brought it along to show off. ``I’ve never heard of dealing at a primary school here.’’ But dealing at Territory schools is not unheard of, police say. The NT Drug Enforcement Unit has run operations at high schools targeting dealing on school grounds. Police would not name the schools involved. The Northern Territory News has learned a member of the NT Police has been seconded to the Education Department to work on their new drug policy and protocols. ``The drug education policy is under revision to ensure it accurately reflects modern trends,’’ the spokesperson said. Students with drugs at school are reported to the school-based constable and are subject to suspension. A Department of Education spokesman said students being found with drugs at Territory schools was rare. The spokesman said prosecutions against students are not always pursued. ``Depending on the incident, the constable may refer the matter to the police for further action,’’ the spokesman said. ``Usually, the student involved would be suspended for a period determined by the school, taking into consideration the seriousness of the incident. ``The student would also receive counselling and would be required to successfully undertake a re-entry interview before returning to the school once the period of suspension has passed.’’ Northern Territory News Oops… I couldnt believe this story and was forwarding to a friend 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Jenkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Brown\_Jenkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Jenkin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/115 "2003-09-29T09:20:24Z")
JAKARTA (AFP): Cohabitation, oral sex and homosexual sex will soon become crimes in Indonesia if the justice ministry has its way, a ministry spokesman said Monday. The ministry is drafting an amendment to the country’s criminal code to include acts not currently categorized as crimes but considered morally unacceptable. These include cohabitation, oral sex, extramarital and non-marital sex, sorcery aimed at hurting other people and homosexual sex, spokesman Sukartono Supangat said. “It’s still in its early stage. We’re still collecting input from various parties and experts,” he said. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/116 "2003-09-29T11:02:11Z")
25-Sep-2003 ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/117 "2003-09-29T16:03:19Z")
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**Author:** ![dimosc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dimosc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dimosc)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815/118 "2003-09-30T13:21:10Z")
The Province of Essence of Pain (17:5) [[http://www.utopiatemple.com](http://www.utopiatemple.com) Angel v1.49 Beta] Utopian Date: January 9th, YR3 RL Date: September 30th, 2003 (14:00 GMT) Ruler Name: The Humble Sir Indigo Montoya Personality & Race: The Shepherd, Elf Land: 610 Acres Money: 36,044gc (18,783gc raw daily income) Food: 32,025 bushels Runes: 8,571 runes Population: 16,553 citizens (27.14 per Acre) Peasants: 6,261 (100% Employed) Happy: b:100%, t:3.0gc, p:101.5%, m:100% Trade Balance: 0gc (0% tax rate) Networth: 90,394 (148.19 per Acre) Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 8,625gc Soldiers: 592 (57.8% estimated draft rate) Heroes: 2,458 (9,832 offense points) Archers: 4,210 (16,840 defense points) Elf Lords: 1,853 (9,265 offense and defense) War-Horses: 1,950 (up to 1,950 additional offense) Prisoners: 261 (391.5 offense) Total Modified Offense: 22,031 (36.12 per Acre) Practical (25% elites): 15,081 (24.72 per Acre) Total Modified Defense: 26,697 (43.77 per Acre) Practical (75% elites): 24,382 (39.97 per Acre) Thieves: 458 (0.75 per Acre / 100% Stealth) Wizards: 721 (1.18 per Acre / 50% Mana) Crystal-Ball on your province will show: Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 1,307 (2.14 / Acre) Estimated Thieves Number: 980 (1.61 per Acre) Estimated Wizards Number: 310 (0.51 per Acre) Buildings: 1,005gc to build, 502gc to raze Away bonus: 31,305gc (12h) / 93,915gc (20h) hmmm I love Utopia 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-the-control-v-game-again/202815.md?page=5)