# Let's play... Unfair Match-ups!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917 "2003-02-05T08:37:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917/41 "2003-02-06T19:17:13Z")

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Sled race

Chris Pontias vs Chris Lowell

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917/42 "2003-02-07T05:45:51Z")

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Jack Chick vs. a Jesuit scholar

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917/43 "2003-02-07T05:58:15Z")

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inspired by the OP

Me vs a university physics exam ☹

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**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-play-unfair-match-ups/152917/44 "2003-02-07T12:58:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by E-Sabbath \*  
> \*\*Earth vs. The Martians!  
> What? They’re bacteria! \*\*

_Live from CNN, in what may be our last transmssion: (wheeze) doctors have yet to find any cure to the latest drug-resistant strain of Martian flu (hack hack), and all attempts of containment seem to have failed. Our most recent attempts to create a (wheeze, hack) bacteria-free bunker to preserve humanity have been compromized by some folks who were angry that it didn’t include enough of their racial/national/sexual preference group. (Gasp! urk urk thud… blank screen…)_

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