# Let's pointlessly dirty up good clean jokes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463 "2011-03-04T07:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/21 "2011-03-04T17:08:19Z")
“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “My _DICK_!” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/22 "2011-03-04T18:41:47Z")
A: Knock knock. B: Who’s there? A: Coitus Interuptus. B: Coitus Int- A: GET OUT OF THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/23 "2011-03-04T18:51:16Z")
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/24 "2011-03-04T19:52:48Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > A: Coitus Interuptus. Ooh, that’s a good’n. ---
**Author:** ![mike\_ahndembroak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mike\_ahndembroak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike_ahndembroak)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/25 "2011-03-04T20:00:38Z")
Q. How is a raven like a writing desk? A. Poe jerked off on both ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/26 "2011-03-04T20:48:03Z")
Knock, knock. Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/27 "2011-03-04T21:00:35Z")
Why did the mouse fail as a professional singer? [del]He could barely eek out a living[/del] His mouth was too small for Simon Cowell’s cock. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/28 "2011-03-04T22:13:25Z")
Man visiting Boston: Where can I get scrod? Cab driver: I’ll blow you for ten bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/29 "2011-03-05T01:27:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > There were these three Bangkok sex show workers who argued over who had the strongest pussy. They agreed to demonstrate their strenght at that night’s show. The first woman inserted a banana into her pussy and fired it through a three-inch thick board. The second woman inserted three ping pong balls and fired them through a piece of sheet metal. The third woman didn’t insert anything but merely grunted and a small hole appeared in the back wall. “What was that?” said the first woman. And the third woman said “I just blew the dick off the guy in the third row.” I think I know these girls. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/30 "2011-03-05T16:50:17Z")
Woman is standing on line buying an ice cream cone when she realizes Charlie Sheen is standing behind her. She thinks “I’m not going to bother him, I’m going to be cool, get my ice crea and leave.” She takes her cone, moves aside and starts putting her change back in her wallet and her wallet back in her purse. As she is doing this, Sheen gets an ice cream cone, sticks it on her butt, screams “that’s for ignoring me, ya bitch” and leaves. The six different videos posted on youtube from othr ice cream getters are shown on every news show and entertainment show and get over five million hits. ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/31 "2011-03-06T02:10:13Z")
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you gonna get down on your knees and suck my D!ck? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/32 "2011-03-06T02:11:52Z")
The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/33 "2011-03-08T15:41:20Z")
If women with big breasts work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work. At a special whorehouse that specializes in sex with amputees. And don’t forget to tip your prostitute. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/34 "2011-03-08T15:59:34Z")
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? Q. To look for the missing dick. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463/35 "2011-03-08T16:01:15Z")
Why did Charlie Sheen cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pointlessly-dirty-up-good-clean-jokes/573463.md?page=1)