# Let's pretend we're poo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118 "2004-04-26T16:42:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/1 "2004-04-26T16:42:45Z")
Kick off your shoes, and crawl through the [Colossal Colon!](http://www.rollingtorecovery.com/images/GenSesnDay2_081.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/2 "2004-04-26T16:49:15Z")
The new office cubicles are here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/3 "2004-04-26T17:00:09Z")
Well, since I already feel like shit today… I always to join a movement. Ooh, look! Corn! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/4 "2004-04-26T17:01:29Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > The new office cubicles are here. Wow, that’s some really crappy furniture. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/5 "2004-04-26T17:09:51Z")
Today, Management is pleased tp announce the promotion of seven individuals to our Board of Directors… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/6 "2004-04-26T17:19:16Z")
Oh gawd. That’s one helluva case of perotinitis! The question is, are they good bacteria or bad bacteria. New band name: _E. Coli_ and the Gut Flora! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/7 "2004-04-26T17:20:22Z")
Look Pa, a log cabin. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/8 "2004-04-26T17:24:16Z")
I knew this thread would draw **Lieu** like flies to sh… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/9 "2004-04-26T17:35:55Z")
What arsehole thought that this would be a good idea? He must really have shit-for-brains!! Perhaps he wanted to design a fairground ‘tunnel of love’ that would appeal to gays 😕 Sorry, but this is the only practical use I can think of for this monstrosity. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/10 "2004-04-26T18:05:31Z")
Do you think if we took the Giant Colon, and the Giant Heart from the Franklin Institute, and put them into the Statue of Liberty, she’d come to life? Then she could swat down attack planes as they approached NY . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/11 "2004-04-26T18:19:43Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Do you think if we took the Giant Colon, and the Giant Heart from the Franklin Institute, and put them into the Statue of Liberty, she’d come to life? Then she could swat down attack planes as they approached NY . . . …and pick flying monkeys out of **hillbilly queen** ’s fanny, & carry them to the top of the Empire State. For _this_ I paid $5? No! No! No! No! NO! Mommy! ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/12 "2004-04-26T18:50:08Z")
The only room in the world where a bean-bag chair would be feng shui… ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/13 "2004-04-26T18:50:36Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > What arsehole thought that this would be a good idea? He must really have shit-for-brains!! > > Perhaps he wanted to design a fairground ‘tunnel of love’ that would appeal to gays 😕 Sorry, but this is the only practical use I can think of for this monstrosity. It’s an [educational tool](http://www.rollingtorecovery.com/colossalcolon.htm), thought up by a "young colon cancer survivor ". The “eewww!” factor is high, but I bet people remember the information. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/14 "2004-04-26T20:42:55Z")
Dang… I thought we were all gonna act like bears and eat our “Hunny” It was gonna happen sooner or later!! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/15 "2004-04-26T20:55:21Z")
I think this guy’s got some major polyps he needs removed. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/16 "2004-04-26T21:47:01Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > … tp announce … Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! I just caught the typo. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/17 "2004-04-26T22:05:59Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > … > NO! ``` YES! ``` ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/18 "2004-04-26T22:58:56Z")
Er, I’ll pass. (Get it? Pass? A punny reference to feces! Oh, forget it…) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/19 "2004-04-26T23:13:42Z")
Goatse guy should be the doorman. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-pretend-were-poo/242118/20 "2004-04-26T23:15:55Z")
Man get outta my ass! It’s like you live there. Please wipe your feet. _That’s_ where those hamster live!