# Let's rate pics of beautiful but anonymous people (another objectifying Rhymer thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613 "2009-12-09T18:57:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![El\_Nene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@El\_Nene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Nene)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/41 "2009-12-22T21:53:05Z")

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Two words: [Rosetta. Stone.](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=lesley%20ann%20machado&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/42 "2009-12-22T21:59:42Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> That woman is a 5!? That is a very hot woman! I don’t care if she should grow her hair out, or looks Romulan, or is a lesbian. She’s a \*hot \*short-haired Roluman lesbian! If that’s not a 10, I’d like to see what your version of a beautiful female is.

> [@El\_Nene](#):
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> Two words: [Rosetta. Stone.](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=lesley%20ann%20machado&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

I have no idea who she is, but there you go.

ETA: I seem to have forgotten the point of this thread - I’m not supposed to know who she is. Duh.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/43 "2009-12-23T04:43:28Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> Gawd, you people are fucking nuts, or I’m a lot more desperate than I ever realized.
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> That woman is a 5!? That is a very hot woman! I don’t care if she should grow her hair out, or looks Romulan, or is a lesbian. She’s a \*hot \*short-haired Roluman lesbian! If that’s not a 10, I’d like to see what your version of a beautiful female is.

Well first off, a “very hot woman” is a 7.5. There are very few 10s in this world. Secondly, I see more women hotter than her on my lunch hour in an average midwest city. That makes her a 5.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/44 "2009-12-23T04:59:20Z")

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She’s hot if you’re into Brent Spiner slash . . .

As for my contribution, I’m pretty sure [this](http://img.blog.yahoo.co.kr/ybi/1/b0/73/dnalsqkr/folder/3/img_3_2050_0?1209967060.jpg) [gal](http://www.nijirain.com/model-natsuko2maxi.JPG) would be anonymous in the US, though you might say she’s [big in Japan](http://glamourart.altervista.org/albums/natsukotohno/NatsukoTohno028.jpg) . . .

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/45 "2009-12-25T01:07:41Z")

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I want to marry the guy in this Behr paint [commercial](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rycpz1OWQQ0). That sly little looks he gives the camera at 0:10…yummy.

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**Author:** ![unwashed\_brain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@unwashed\_brain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unwashed_brain)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/46 "2009-12-29T17:59:19Z")

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This Oktoberfest babe has always been one of my favorites (the one on the right). Anyone know who she is?  
[![](https://media.photobucket.com/image/hot%20beer%20girl/universalmarc/576_beer_girls.jpg) ](https://media.photobucket.com/image/hot%20beer%20girl/universalmarc/576_beer_girls.jpg)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/47 "2009-12-29T19:01:24Z")

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> [@unwashed\_brain](#):
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> This Oktoberfest babe has always been one of my favorites (the one on the right). Anyone know who she is?  
> [Photo Storage](http://media.photobucket.com/image/hot%20beer%20girl/universalmarc/576_beer_girls.jpg)

Is that a European method of stein holding?

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**Author:** ![unwashed\_brain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@unwashed\_brain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unwashed_brain)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/48 "2009-12-29T21:36:11Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Is that a European method of stein holding?

There’s a stein in the picture? I hadn’t noticed.😃

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/49 "2009-12-30T17:55:58Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> She’s hot if you’re into Brent Spiner slash . . .
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> As for my contribution, I’m pretty sure [this](http://img.blog.yahoo.co.kr/ybi/1/b0/73/dnalsqkr/folder/3/img_3_2050_0?1209967060.jpg) [gal](http://www.nijirain.com/model-natsuko2maxi.JPG) would be anonymous in the US, though you might say she’s [big in Japan](http://glamourart.altervista.org/albums/natsukotohno/NatsukoTohno028.jpg) . . .

Damn - I’ve had a crush on Natsuko for years, and I know nothing about her but her name and the fact that she may be the most beautiful woman in the world.

Of course, the pictures of her I like the most have her wearing much less than in your links…

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/50 "2009-12-30T18:27:38Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> The only hope I have of any sort of recognition is that it was in a mildly conspicuous location. If any Dopers took the DC Metro Red Line to Silver Spring, MD and walked up the hill about two or three blocks (about two before you got to the library), you’d have seen it.

I know the area you’re talking about, since I’m sitting in it right now. There used to be a rug dealer right in that area so it was probably and ad for it. I believe they went out of business a few years ago, but maybe you could look in the old City Papers or something.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rate-pics-of-beautiful-but-anonymous-people-another-objectifying-rhymer-thread/520613/51 "2010-01-01T01:27:11Z")

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> [@El\_Nene](#):
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> Two words: [Rosetta. Stone.](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=lesley%20ann%20machado&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

I have over 100 copies of Rosetta Stone… one for each time I’ve seen a Rosetta Stone commercial with her in it.  
Rrrrwaaaawwwr!

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