# Let's REALLY screw up the ads at the bottom of the page **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [September 28, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886 "2005-09-28T17:52:49Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/1 "2005-09-28T17:52:49Z")
Tyrannosaurus Virus Birth Control Democrats Tea Bags dildos ---
### Author: ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/2 "2005-09-28T18:11:50Z")
Apparantly, these are all items that hurricane victims need. ---
### Author: ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/3 "2005-09-28T18:14:53Z")
Monkey, gazebo, money, potato, Alton Brown, stem cells, lemon-fresh, degree, art. ---
### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/4 "2005-09-28T18:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Apparantly, these are all items that hurricane victims need. Really? I’d not mock that. But, for instance, in the “Teabagging” thread the ads all referred to Teabags, which don’t seem to be essential for victims. ---
### Author: ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/5 "2005-09-28T18:16:31Z")
Herman Goering Albert Speer grape juice Mrs. Dash salt free seasoning blend Smithsonian Institution ---
### Author: ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/6 "2005-09-28T18:17:32Z")
Vortexes. Battleships. Triangles. Lepers. Eyebrows. Blood sausage. Ringworm. Poop sex. ---
### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/7 "2005-09-28T18:21:21Z")
Albatross!.. Albatross! fresh, seabird flavoured Albatross, get it while it’s hot! ---
### Author: ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/8 "2005-09-28T18:22:57Z")
¿Quién aquí desea comer un poco de queso? Sé que lo hago. Después todo de comer un bloque deslizadizo del Cheddar mientras que lounging alrededor de la cocina en mis calzoncillos toda mientras que el tarareo de la canción del tema a “Vixens sucio en cadenas” tiene muchos de súplica. ¿Los anuncios reaccionarán al español? ---
### Author: ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/9 "2005-09-28T18:24:45Z")
Excellent, now off to influence other threads to show ads related to chili spices. ---
### Author: ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/10 "2005-09-28T18:25:09Z")
Mailing lists. Mailing lists. Mailing lists. Mailing lists. Mailing lists. I’ll go away now. ---
### Author: ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/11 "2005-09-28T18:29:54Z")
HAHA! At this point it’s all about Tea. Way to go, **Cal**! ---
### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/12 "2005-09-28T18:31:33Z")
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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/13 "2005-09-28T18:32:56Z")
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### Author: ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/14 "2005-09-28T18:36:59Z")
ELISPOT technology. Readers. Analyzers. Prosomas. Opisthosomas. Automation. Cytokines. Secretory footprints. Interferon. Granzymes. ---
### Author: ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/15 "2005-09-28T18:37:03Z")
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### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/16 "2005-09-28T18:42:07Z")
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### Author: ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/17 "2005-09-28T18:42:21Z")
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### Author: ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/18 "2005-09-28T18:43:01Z")
I hate my parents. (Not really.) ---
### Author: ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/19 "2005-09-28T18:43:28Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > Albatross!.. > > Albatross! > > fresh, seabird flavoured Albatross, get it while it’s hot! Can I get a wafer with it? 😃 ---
### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist) #### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886/20 "2005-09-28T18:45:06Z")
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. It’s not my planet, Monkey Boy! As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-really-screw-up-the-ads-at-the-bottom-of-the-page/323886.md?page=2)