# Let's rename Mar-a-Lago! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** golf, trump\ **Created:** [August 28, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634 "2026-08-28T16:39:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/1 "2026-08-28T16:39:37Z")
In the “what’s in a name?” vein, Heather Cox Richardson suggests that _we all_ rename Mar-A-Lago, and begin exclusively referring to it by its new name. I’ve always liked Mar-a-Lardo, but … - Douchebag Manor - Corruption Junction - Hemorrhoid Alley - Golf of Shithead - Lake Bane of America - Loser’s Lair - House of Grift - Antisocial Acres - The Orange Sociopath’s Home - The Melon Felon’s Assisted Living Facility - Mango Mussolini’s Convalescent Home - The Winter Kremlin - Public Enemy #1 Resort & Spa - The Sundowner Club - Orange Epstein’s Island Your ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/2 "2026-08-28T16:56:36Z")
Improvement on your last suggestion: - Inepstein Island ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/3 "2026-08-28T17:01:15Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > - House of Grift They’re all nice, but I favour the one that conveys real information. That one does it best. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/4 "2026-08-28T17:11:30Z")
I’d prefer it wiped from the face of the Earth by a hurricane. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/5 "2026-08-28T17:13:18Z")
Berchtesgaden ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/6 "2026-08-28T17:13:38Z")
Mar a Lardo ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/7 "2026-08-28T17:22:16Z")
I’m hoping that president Inepstein will soon change his name to the late president Inepstein. 🙏 ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/8 "2026-08-28T17:25:48Z")
Merde-a-Lago? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/9 "2026-08-28T18:06:12Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > > [@DavidNRockies](#): > > > > - House of Grift > > They’re all nice, but I favour the one that conveys real information. That one does it best. That was my thought as well; Corruption Junction is also pretty good. I’m thinking about posterity, and corruption and grift are what he should be remembered for, more than any political changes he may have attempted or made. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/10 "2026-08-28T18:12:19Z")
I guess the question is whether you want a name that makes it clear what place you’re talking about without any context (e.g. Merde-A-Lago), or whether you’re assuming context to identify the place you’re describing (e.g. House of Grift). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/11 "2026-08-28T18:20:47Z")
Crap-a-lotta ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/12 "2026-08-28T18:21:30Z")
Greed Acres ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/13 "2026-08-28T19:48:17Z")
Stupidville Headquarters ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/14 "2026-08-28T19:52:05Z")
Marjorie is sorry Manor ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/15 "2026-08-28T20:35:11Z")
The Incontinental Hotel. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/16 "2026-08-28T21:10:44Z")
Morals All Go? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/17 "2026-08-28T21:15:42Z")
Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/18 "2026-08-28T22:58:29Z")
National Home for America’s Homeless. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/19 "2026-08-29T00:47:32Z")
Barack Hussein Obama National Monument. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/20 "2026-08-29T00:51:20Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > The Incontinental Hotel. I like this one! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634.md?page=2)