# Let's rename Mar-a-Lago! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** golf, trump\ **Created:** [August 28, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634 "2026-08-28T16:39:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/21 "2026-08-29T00:59:00Z")
Narcissus Manor ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/22 "2026-08-29T02:11:53Z")
Don’s Stinking Cesspool of Shit ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/23 "2026-08-29T02:18:11Z")
The former home of Marjorie Post\* \*now a dilapidated hull of its former glory, occupied by some transplant from Queens, Nee York ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/24 "2026-08-29T02:25:35Z")
Loser Largo Wait, make that “Loser Lardo”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/25 "2026-08-29T03:24:26Z")
The United States Government Classified Document Depository. It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, nor does it lend itself to “short and stinging,” but it does describe the place. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/26 "2026-08-29T12:43:57Z")
MAG-A-Lardo ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/27 "2026-08-29T16:06:48Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, nor does it lend itself to “short and stinging,” but it does describe the place. That gaudy place where the convicted felon keeps all his stolen shit? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/28 "2026-08-29T16:18:40Z")
I always saw it as **[marécage](https://dictionary.reverso.net/french-english/mar%C3%A9cage)** or, in Chieftain Ineptstein the Orange Stain with no Brain’s writing style: Mar-é-Cage. But many other sugestions are fine too. Pedo’s Rest. The Rapist’s Retreat. Mierd-a-Lardo… The possibilities are endless. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/29 "2026-08-29T18:17:51Z")
“Donald Trump Rapes Children” Sure, it’s not as catchy as the other suggestions but I wanted something the average Trump supporter could understand. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/30 "2026-08-29T18:28:42Z")
Shart Bay ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/31 "2026-08-29T18:40:51Z")
The original name is in Spanish. Lets get the preposition right. Merde de Lardo ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/32 "2026-08-29T20:53:17Z")
_Vulgarian Villa._ ---
**Author:** ![Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tired_and_Cranky)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/33 "2026-08-30T01:51:42Z")
I’d call it “Tacky Trashcanistan for Shit People.” But whatever we change it to, we have to make sure the mail only gets delivered if people address it accordingly and that all indictments properly cite the residents’ address. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/34 "2026-08-31T12:22:27Z")
**Mar-a-Lago-Ontario** ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/35 "2026-08-31T18:22:18Z")
Trumpair Memorial Pavilion. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634/36 "2026-09-14T22:37:56Z")
In a reverse twist, a new Trump executive order states that all Canadian Club whisky sold in the U.S. must be rebranded as Mar-a-Lago Club. There will be a decal on every bottle showing Trump hoisting his 43d club championship trophy. 🏆 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-rename-mar-a-lago/1032634.md?page=1)