# Let's say some good things about Texas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 10, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603 "2009-09-10T20:28:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/61 "2009-09-12T03:07:29Z")

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Can I make the important point that George W. Bush is an import? He was born in New Haven, Connecticut. Now, Ann Richards, Lyndon Johnson, and Barbara Jordan - they’re all native Texans.

…and so is Tom Delay and Ross Perot. We’ve produced a few tools, as well.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/62 "2009-09-12T05:09:32Z")

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Well, we can easily start pit threads about mega churches. But, what if the mega church has an all gay congregation and they’re sometimes too liberal?

Only in Texas.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/63 "2009-09-12T05:53:23Z")

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> [@Hippy\_Hollow](#):
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> Can I make the important point that George W. Bush is an import? He was born in New Haven, Connecticut. Now, Ann Richards, Lyndon Johnson, and Barbara Jordan - they’re all native Texans.

Thank you for posting that **fact.** I’ve been enjoying this thread, as a native son.

Bluebonnets  
BBQ (gotta be cow, not pig) and NO cole slaw on it (on the side, maybe)  
The Alamo  
Awesome Austin  
South Padre Island  
Fatso’s  
South Saint Mary Strip  
The riverwalk, of course.

…so much more…  
Oh, [and the most awesome mofo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy) to ever step into combat. I’m not talking about Chuck Norris

More later.

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/64 "2009-09-15T02:47:48Z")

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Patrick Swayze. ☹

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/65 "2009-09-15T07:18:45Z")

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> [@Hippy\_Hollow](#):
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> Patrick Swayze. ☹

That’s really sad but there is no way he could have made it given his cancer.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/66 "2009-09-15T08:10:38Z")

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If you kill someone in Texas, they will kill you back.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/67 "2009-09-15T08:20:43Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> It’s colder than hell.

So is an oven.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/68 "2009-09-15T08:42:30Z")

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Larry McMurtry

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**Author:** ![MissIntent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@MissIntent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissIntent)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/69 "2009-09-15T15:01:16Z")

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It’s terrible here, terrible!!!

Stay away

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**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/70 "2009-09-15T21:26:22Z")

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It’s not Oklahoma.

Bill Hicks

Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears

The food, not just the regional stuff (which can be great).

Only 2 hours, 45 minutes from OKC to Dallas. It’s going to be a good weekend after all.

Austin City Limits.

The big honkin’ rockets on the front lawn at NASA.

The state economy is as sound as it gets nowadays.

Texans are fun to be around, like the US version of Australians.

As I said in a Texas thread a while back:

“Texas is that friend of yours who comes from humble, rough, maybe even questionable beginings; but who has worked hard, used his natural talents, had more than a little good luck and now he’s living the good life. His idea of the good life is probably not much like yours (it involves more country music, red meat , and nasty domestic beer, for instance) but he seems to enjoy it. He’s loud, arrogant, and completely over the top in every respect, but you can’t help admiring his gumption and he throws killer barbecues.”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-say-some-good-things-about-texas/509603/71 "2009-09-15T21:33:09Z")

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Bowling for Soup  
Texas Toast  
Swallows up a lot of crazies

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