# Let's slam Bush **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 7, 2004, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930 "2004-07-07T10:33:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/21 "2004-07-07T14:15:15Z")
I already busted that joke **munch.** Get with the program son. Isn’t there some kind of law about having more than one person from the same family running for president (not at the same time)? How the fuck would anyone vote for Jeb Bush should he run? 3 Pig eyed sacks of shit in the White House within 20 years? Fucking hell! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/22 "2004-07-07T14:33:31Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > I already busted that joke **munch.** Get with the program son. Sonofa… I thought that was a Kate Bush joke. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/23 "2004-07-07T14:57:24Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Seeing that you will have another 4 1/2 years to start brilliant threads such as this one about President Bush, you really should pace yourselves. Wow! You’re looking forward to saying “Moore-ons” for that long, huh? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/24 "2004-07-07T15:08:28Z")
I’m at work, but what the heck, I’m up for a porn thread. Bring on the Bush slammin. Will there be bush lickin, bush smackin, bush on bush, bush shavin, or just straight bush slammin? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/25 "2004-07-07T15:27:31Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > **Let’s slam Bush** Hey now, what’s **Reeder** gonna have left if you steal his one and only trick? Come up with something original, whydoncha. ---
**Author:** ![alison\_ashley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e9c0ed/32.png) [@alison\_ashley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alison_ashley)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/26 "2004-07-07T15:34:03Z")
You can’t have too much of a good thing. Let’s slam away. His face is too small for his head. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/27 "2004-07-07T15:49:27Z")
He still looks like a monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/28 "2004-07-07T16:17:54Z")
In F911 they showed a short piece of an interview with W. Bush from years ago when he was president of his oil company (I think) and he seemed much more intelligent and articulate for some reason. I wonder if alcohol (and maybe coke) might have changed him. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/29 "2004-07-07T16:24:07Z")
> [@alison ashley](#): > > His face is too small for his head. Holy cow, I never noticed that. You’re right. Now I’m never going to look at him the same. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/30 "2004-07-07T16:38:31Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Like I said, 4 1/2 years. (At best, that is. Jeb may decide to run, in which case you’ll be waiting quite a while.) Then it’ll be 16 years of the Bush Twins!! And yes, some fundraiser on the phone actually suggested this to me as a post-Jeb-presidency event. So I am not answering the phone until December. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/31 "2004-07-07T16:42:21Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Wow! You’re looking forward to saying “Moore-ons” for that long, huh? Moore-on, Dumbocrat, et cetera and so forth. Granted, it took the drooling Left to show me the way, with all of your cute little names for President Bush and Republicans, but I will heartily enjoy calling you a stinking lot of Moore-ons for years to come. _Especially_ when Bush wins in November. Oh, that day will be a sweet day indeed. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/32 "2004-07-07T17:03:32Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Moore-on, Dumbocrat, et cetera and so forth. Granted, it took the drooling Left to show me the way, with all of your cute little names for President Bush and Republicans, but I will heartily enjoy calling you a stinking lot of Moore-ons for years to come. _Especially_ when Bush wins in November. Oh, that day will be a sweet day indeed. Does anyone else picture Brutus as the doctor in the “It’s Alive!!” scene in Frankenstein? “Four more years of warmongering, scaremongering, hatemongering, repealing women’s rights, gay rights, foisting our politics and soldiers on countries that don’t want or need it, 18 trillion dollar debt… **Oh, that day will be a sweet day indeed!!!** ” ::director cuts to scene of Brutish masturbating with a **Bush/Halliburton in 2004!** campaign pin:: Sam ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/33 "2004-07-07T17:10:19Z")
> [@GaWd](#): > > …director cuts to scene of Brutish masturbating with a **Bush/Halliburton in 2004!** campaign pin… Err, what is the rating of this movie you are imagining me in? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/34 "2004-07-07T17:26:57Z")
Well I think he’s a mighty good president and we should all back whatever decisions he makes. :: salute :: See that Moore guy made that movie, it’s all lies, all lies. See opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one. The reason GW doesn’t sue Moore for libel is … umm … well … he’s too busy fightin our wars. I think we should go out there and kick more asses. Kickin ass is fun. See, we’re the toughest country in the word. And if you doubt that, you just step outside here right now and I’ll kick your ass and we’ll see who’s right and who’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/35 "2004-07-07T17:44:21Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Hell, no! Too old to go! Hell, no! Too old to go! > > \*Sarge, I’m only eighteen, got a ruptured spleen > And I always carry a purse > When a cannon shell hits, I have epileptic fits > And my asthmas getting worse > > Think of my career, my sweatheart dear, my poor old invalid aunt! > 'Sides, I ain’t no fool, I’m a going to school, and I’m working in a defense plant!" > \* > > - Phil Ochs, still sorely missed Or, just get an Ankh tattooed onto your face. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/36 "2004-07-07T17:51:33Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Let’s slam Bush Bush is self-slamming. He doesn’t need us. > [@alison ashley](#): > > His face is too small for his head. He’s [a Dick Tracy villain](http://members.aol.com/doksteve/b197.JPG)? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/37 "2004-07-07T18:35:37Z")
I was all set to come in here and say, “Do we really need _another_ Bush-bashing thread?” but I see we have no others on the front page of the Pit. We can’t not be bashing Bush, now can we? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/38 "2004-07-07T19:30:16Z")
I swear, I’m going to shoot myself in the head before November rolls around. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/39 "2004-07-07T19:54:05Z")
Get your absentee ballot in first, okay? ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930/40 "2004-07-07T20:05:09Z")
His head looks like a giant Sippy Cup, with the way his ears turn out and all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-slam-bush/253930.md?page=3)