# Let's start anew...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289 "2000-03-29T07:57:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289/1 "2000-03-29T07:57:00Z")

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He’s a quiet poster. Doesn’t stir up trouble. Seems to have forgotten how to be clever. crackwise seems an inappropriate name. That’s what he gets for coming up with a username on the fly.  
How about a new one? I was considering Mixelplick if it’s not taken. But I want to keep looking.

Many before have asked for suggestions for new usernames. Instead, how about a link to your favorite website or a memorable thread here on the SDMB and I’ll scan for something that strikes my fancy.

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~200 posts. Time to change my username.

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289/2 "2000-03-29T21:40:00Z")

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My fav’s gotta be guy stuff, but you’re not allowed to get a quote from there, it’d be blasphemy.  
::waves a moose schlong at crackwise::

Best you be watchin yo sef.

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289/3 "2000-03-29T22:20:00Z")

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[The earth is flat, I read in the paper…](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000488.html)

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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking  
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289/4 "2000-03-29T22:41:00Z")

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Here’s yer new SN, “Omophagist”. Look it up.

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**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-start-anew/15289/5 "2000-03-29T22:46:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Democritus:  
> [BThe earth is flat, I read in the paper… \*\*

Dude, my head hurts already just reading the _title_ of that thread. Please, make it go away!

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Anger is the insulation to wrap around pain.