# Let's take it to a million posts! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851 "2000-11-12T02:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/241 "2000-11-19T16:39:33Z")
I’m beginning to think this might work. But how can we \* ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/242 "2000-11-19T16:56:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by J. Noble \* > \*\*We’re inching closer to 1,000,000! And Silver Fire, by replying to you, you are only helping me get to my personal goal. > > I know the perfect name! Bill Clinton!🙂 \*\* Try! ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/243 "2000-11-19T17:02:20Z")
More! ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/244 "2000-11-19T17:04:47Z")
More! More and more! ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/245 "2000-11-19T17:07:00Z")
More! More and more! More and more! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/246 "2000-11-19T19:00:56Z")
Wow, **Do Z** , you sure are good at post padding. ---
**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/247 "2000-11-19T19:13:01Z")
_really good_ if I tried to post that many times in sucession… ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/248 "2000-11-19T20:13:36Z")
More! ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/249 "2000-11-19T20:18:54Z")
1,2,3 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/250 "2000-11-19T21:00:06Z")
You all scare me, I love you all but you scare me. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/251 "2000-11-19T21:43:39Z")
Page 6, here we come! ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/252 "2000-11-19T22:58:26Z")
Whew. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/253 "2000-11-19T23:08:58Z")
So, what? Did everyone give up or something? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/254 "2000-11-19T23:11:28Z")
Rape-20 years in prison Murder-life in prison Car theft-17 years (parole in 6) Getting caght making a bomb-70 years Robbing a bank and getting away with it-priceless ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/255 "2000-11-19T23:14:12Z")
Ummm… J. Noble? Is there something you’d like to admit to? Anything you’d like to confess? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/256 "2000-11-19T23:24:26Z")
Yeah there is. I’m trying hard to pad my post count. That’s what I’ll confess. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/257 "2000-11-19T23:28:02Z")
That’s all? No felonies? Misdemeanors? Federal offenses? nothing at all? You weren’t even a juvenile delinquent? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/258 "2000-11-19T23:33:26Z")
OK, I’ll confess. I’m 16. I mean it. I’ve never had the chance. I’ve lived in the country all but two years of my life. Who thinks this thread will become legendary? I do. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/259 "2000-11-19T23:42:26Z")
Who says you can’t commit crimes in the country? Go steal a few cows or something, there has to be some way to get in trouble, become a crack dealer, introduce all the cute little naive white kids to the joys of drugs or something. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/260 "2000-11-19T23:47:05Z")
Yeah! What kind of lame-o excuse is that?! Now get the hell out there and commit some serious crimes, dammit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851.md?page=14)