# Let's take it to a million posts!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851 "2000-11-12T02:49:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/81 "2000-11-13T22:17:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sirdiesel \*  
> \*\*I’ll do my part…and just to make any people who are geekier than me happy, I’m using post #42 on this. Glad to help. \*\*

[pad]I’m a happy geek.[/pad] 😛

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/82 "2000-11-13T22:23:38Z")

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I just recently hit 1600 posts.

I had a dream last night that Al Gore won the election.

My mom is watching Titanic in the other room and, just by listening to it, I can imagine exactly what is happening on the screen.

I’m in #straightdope right now. With me is Angkins, Caldazar, Demo-, GarfSurfn, Kelli\_b, Maeglin, Nymysys, and Una. Oh, Kelli just left.

When I breathe really deep, I get a sharp pain in my right side.

Crunchy Frog is stalking me.

That’s all, for now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/83 "2000-11-13T22:46:40Z")

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SilverFire  
Quickly I must cover up your last post on MPSIMS message board.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/84 "2000-11-13T22:58:54Z")

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Why? So **Crunchy** can’t find me? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/85 "2000-11-13T23:15:29Z")

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I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were playing tag. I’ll leave you two alone. Usually, someone doesn’t want to be found when the other is stalking them. (Even when this is light-hearted and fun.)

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/86 "2000-11-13T23:21:55Z")

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Besides, I had just seen both of you in Mullinators thread, so when I saw you here I posted something silly to get the posts higher. I’m trying to take it to a million posts! 😉

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/87 "2000-11-14T00:38:05Z")

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Fucking signal lights on on-ramps. THEY MUST DIE!

They are one of man’s worse creations next to speed bumps.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/88 "2000-11-14T00:46:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*I think its my personal goal to break 600 tonight. No party (otrher than this one, which isn’t mine alone) I’m just tired of not having 600 posts.
> 
> (And if Le Sang passes me before Thanksgiving I’ll throw myself in front of a bus.) \*\*

[pad #1…]

here we go folks… the race is on 🙂

[/pad #1…] i anticipate many more

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/89 "2000-11-14T01:06:30Z")

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I believe that Chyna was born a man.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/90 "2000-11-14T01:22:17Z")

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my cat has 4 rows of whiskers

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/91 "2000-11-14T01:34:11Z")

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We have done post your post count before and post your posts per day before. Oh dear, we’re running out of pointless threads though with kasuo’s imitation of 70’s porno music can we o anothe pillow fight thread? Pretty pretty please?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/92 "2000-11-14T01:34:17Z")

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I ran a 65 second quarter mile.  
My goal is 60 seconds (before April).

Any other runners ( **Racinchikki**?) on the boards?

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/93 "2000-11-14T01:36:20Z")

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_mutters to herself must remember to preview_

That’s supposed to read

We HAVE done post your post count before and post your posts per day before. Oh dear, we’re running out of pointless threads. Though with kasuo’s imitation of 70’s porno music… can we start another pillow fight thread? Pretty pretty please?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/94 "2000-11-14T03:15:30Z")

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If one post falls into the middle of a forest of threads, and there’s no one there to read it, does it still make a _PAD?_

😃

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/95 "2000-11-14T03:40:36Z")

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\<strolls in\>  
\<adds a little padding to the post count\>  
\<strolls out\>

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/96 "2000-11-14T03:54:14Z")

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I hate you Le Sang.

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/97 "2000-11-14T03:55:39Z")

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I even bought you dinner.

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/98 "2000-11-14T03:57:20Z")

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And see how you repay me…

Grrr…

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/99 "2000-11-14T03:58:41Z")

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And that 60 second rule really sucks.

Oo! I need to be listening to music! I love my sig!

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-take-it-to-a-million-posts/40851/100 "2000-11-14T04:07:26Z")

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I don’t think I need to pad my post count. I’m almost embarrassed by it.

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