# Let's talk about my cock

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068 "2012-12-24T22:58:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068/21 "2012-12-25T15:53:42Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> It would have been even better had there also been a bull wandering around the yard. It would have made for a good cock and bull story. 😃

Reminds me of my favourite song from Gilbert and Sullivan’s “Yeomen of the Guard”:

_Tell a tale of cock and bull/ Of convincing detail full/ Tale tremendous, Heaven defend us! What a tale of cock and bull!_😃

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**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068/22 "2012-12-25T18:31:58Z")

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If you have trouble finding a spot for your cock, you can post about it here ( [Forum list | BackYard Chickens - Learn How to Raise Chickens](http://www.backyardchickens.com/f/) ) and I’m sure there will be someone nearby willing to give it a home.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068/23 "2012-12-25T18:35:33Z")

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It appears to be uncircumcised.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068/24 "2012-12-25T18:42:44Z")

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I second the idea of posting it on the backyard chicken forum and I hope your cock finds a comfortable place to call home soon. a nice looking one, btw.

I really enjoyed this thread because I am THAT easy to amuse. 😃

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