# Let's talk about my cock

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**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068 "2012-12-24T22:58:16Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-my-cock/645068/18 "2012-12-25T06:44:19Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> It would have been even better had there also been a bull wandering around the yard. It would have made for a good cock and bull story. 😃

Uhhh… Good combination username / post content?

Having a good cock and bull would be unproductive. Try cock and cow, or hen and bull. Anyway, what would the babies be like?

> [@What Type of Factory Makes Milk?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-factory-makes-milk/635373/91):
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> (And I think, if you cross a cow with a chicken and feed the babies cinnamon pine cones, they will produce egg-nog.)

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