# Let's talk about Vegas Ba-By, Let's talk about you-and-me...

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**Created:** [March 2, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615 "2000-03-02T00:07:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/1 "2000-03-02T00:07:00Z")

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OK,I know this has been the topic of many threads, all of which petered out indecisively within a week or two, so I refuse to ressurect any of them. Yes, I’m talking about the **International Straight Dope Message BoardCon 2000!** We seem to be in the middle of an onslaught of SDMB get togethers, all of which(Well, almost, sorry Omni) have been incredible successes.

So when are we **all** going to get together? I think we should at least get the ball rolling here, even if we aren’t planning something for. Vegas has always been one of the more popular places IIRC, not to mention a great hub to fly into from anywhere and a great place to go, meeting or not. I think Chicago, while not on _my_ list of desirable places to go, deserves some consideration out of respect for His Cecilness.

How about Labor Day Weekend? Most people should have three days right? That should be long enough for everyone to plan right? Whaddya think? I wouldn’t personally object to something sooner, but it would be nice if we could get as many people as possible.

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“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.  
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,  
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/2 "2000-03-02T00:14:00Z")

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Sounds good to me…unless someone else wants to whisk me off to a tropical isle.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/3 "2000-03-02T00:52:00Z")

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Well, since I’ve proven myself to be crazy enough to drive to Springfield for a gathering, hell yeah, I’ll fly to either Chicago or Vegas! Labor day should work for me too…hopefully I’ll have a better job by then to pay for the airfare!

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Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/4 "2000-03-02T00:56:00Z")

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Labor Day is a great idea Dem! Far enough in advance to give everyone time to get their stuff in order, and soon enough that its possible to book reservations and all that.

I guess, it being a holiday is the one thing that takes from it, the hotels will be packed! Oh well. Something will be found.

I vote for Vegas, because I am sure I would be able to share a ride with someone, or rent a car or something, so it would be very convienent for me. Plus, one trip to a black jack table, and I never have to work again.

pat

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/5 "2000-03-02T00:59:00Z")

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Isn’t it going to be _nasty_ hot in early Sept. in Vegas? Ick.

Unless we can we have the conference **in** the Hilton pool (don’t laugh, I have connections), I won’t be leaving the building.

How about that other Vegas-like gambling and debauchery capital that’s on a river - what’s it called? Laughlin? Wouldn’t it be cooler? Iagine spending the day tubing down the river! (Gambling gets very old, VERY fast, particularly when all my wads and wads of dough are at the cleaners…)

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[**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/6 "2000-03-02T02:14:00Z")

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Pat, good point about hotels being booked (I have Monterey hotel-booking nightmares still), but I don’t think Vegas _ever_ runs short on hotel rooms.

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> Isn’t it going to be nasty hot in early Sept. in Vegas? Ick.

Well, we wouldn’t be _doing_ anything during the day besides laying around in the pool sipping daquiris. The nightlife is what it is all about. I’m not much of a gambler either Ty so I’d love an alternate excursion…

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“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.  
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,  
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/7 "2000-03-02T03:33:00Z")

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> I’m not much of a gambler either Ty so I’d love an alternate excursion… --Dem

All right, you’re on! **Tyler’s Tours** ™ hits the road again! We’ll go exploring - there must be interesting, cool, historical or geographical type things to see and do out there - do they have museums?

Ooh! I happen to _know_ there’s a [Liberace Museum](http://www.nvohwy.com/l/librcemu.htm) - the man bought two of my mother’s (handmade) porcelain reproduction dolls years ago, and told us that’s where they were going.

And there’s Hoover Dam. That’s _some_ damned dam, all right, which I’d love to tour.

OOHH!!! We **have** to do this!!! [Grand Canyon White Water Rafting Tour](http://www.rebeladventuretours.com/rafting) $24 apiece if we get 14 people… HELL of a bargain!

I’d kinda like to see the Cirque du Soleil (sp?) show too.

Other suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/8 "2000-03-02T04:00:00Z")

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> And there’s Hoover Dam. That’s some damned dam, all right, which I’d love to tour.

::Wondering why _Monkey Wrench Gang_ keeps echoing in his head?::

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“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.  
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,  
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/9 "2000-03-02T04:00:00Z")

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I’m up for it! Of course with my track record for disasters interfering, my participation is now jinxed.

FWIW I was in Vegas about that time last year and it wasn’t too hot. You could spend days in the hotels and casinos just people watching and window shopping. I’m not much a gambler (video poker, closest I can get to Free Cell) but I had a blast noodling around on the $1 machines, watching the people and graciously accepting free drinks. It was a lot cheaper and better entertainment than many movies I’ve seen.

There are other things to do. There’s a beautiful park about 30 miles away; good trails, a nice nature center, a nifty little wildlife incubator. Sounds weird, but there’s an Ethel M. candy factory nearby that’s really neat. The neat part is the extensive desert garden they’ve built with reclamined water from the factory. (The chocolates were pretty good, too.)

Yeah, there’s museum, in a nice park with a lake and very friendly swans and ducks. The museum was closed for the holiday, but there was a Ren Fair in progress on the grounds. (We stayed upwind of the guys in full armour.)

Anyway, nongamblers would have NO trouble staying cool and entertained.

Sorry. Lapsed into wordiness again.

Veb

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/10 "2000-03-02T06:54:00Z")

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I’m up for it! I hope. I still consider myself to be a Starving College Student, so the idea of spending money just to have a good time is almost frightening to me, but by that time I expect to be firmly ensconsed in the Real World and might actually go through with it! As long as I can road trip with someone. _Not_ gonna pay for airfare.

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~Harborina

“Don’t Do It.”

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/11 "2000-03-02T07:08:00Z")

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## Man, that would be, pardon the slang, _dope_. I hope I get to meet some of you folks someday, that would kick ass. Then, folks could see that I’m not that bad, I was just cursed with this lack of guile. Anyway, if at all possible, let me know, I would like to be there.

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…  
VvvV  
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/12 "2000-03-02T08:46:00Z")

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I’m game. Labor Day works. Vegas is a definate yes. Of course, I will have to look up Tom Jones touring schedule. I never pass up a chance to toss my undies at that man!

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This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/13 "2000-03-02T12:38:00Z")

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I would love to go to Vegas, Labor Day sounds great. Go for it. For the ones of us that have never been it won’t take much to entertain us, we haven’t seen any of it.

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_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/14 "2000-03-02T13:11:00Z")

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I am _so_ there. Southern California is in driving distance to Las Vegas, right? I mean, like within eight hours of driving or so.

I want to see _Star Trek: The Experience_, and Cirque du Soleil. I’ll play maybe one slot machine, and then watch everyone else lose their money.

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/15 "2000-03-02T14:10:00Z")

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Count me in…I think with that much advance notice I could probably manage it! I am also completely uninterested in the gambling aspect, but the whole Elvis/Liberace shrine idea sounds great!

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/16 "2000-03-02T15:23:00Z")

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The entertainment sounds great to me, as long as we stay far away from the Elvis wedding chappel. Last time I time I was near the place, I ended up married to a marine I had just met!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/17 "2000-03-02T16:20:00Z")

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> I never pass up a chance to toss my undies at that man! --Psycat

I just _knew_ you were a Tom Jones 'ho! 😉 It would be quite a hoot to see the guy… does he play there all the time? If he’s not available, there’s always Wayne Newton.

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> the Elvis wedding chappel. Last time I time I was near the place, I ended up married to a marine I had just met! --PCW

Oh, you little slut-puppy, you! I’m sure we can form a protective ring around you, to prevent you from doing anything rash. That being said, I’d just like to mention one of my favorite sayings:

_If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun._ --Katharine Hepburn

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[**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

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**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/18 "2000-03-03T03:04:00Z")

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I’m up for Vegas, but I refuse to fly. Don’t give me statistics, don’t give me cheerful convincing speeches. My head is in the clouds enough… my feet belong as close to the ground as possible. Anyone care to share a REALLY long drive with me?

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“I like toast.” 🙂

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**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/19 "2000-03-03T04:16:00Z")

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I won’t be able to make it ☹

I have no money to live on, let alone travel to the other side of the world on.

Maybe next year…

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[The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/)

- **Shadow of the Pigeon** -  
Weirdo of the Night

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-about-vegas-ba-by-lets-talk-about-you-and-me/14615/20 "2000-03-11T15:56:00Z")

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So is it Vegas?

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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