# Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

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**Created:** [February 2, 2015, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-tell-a-story-four-words-at-a-time-part-1/711587 "2015-02-02T09:12:07Z")\
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astonished to hear that

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cannibalism was rife in

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Lady Gaga’s dressing room;

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the Hollywood press corps

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was snapping paparazzi pics

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of porn legend Ron

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Lipshitz and his massive

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German Shepherd, Fritzi Maximus.

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Unknown to most, Gerald

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Ford, who hadn’t died

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[unlike Abe Vigoda, who

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did just today, alas],

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but had instead stumbled

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upon the secret formula

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for curing scrofula. However,

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as Joe Biden realized,

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> [\<Taps pen on desk\> 4 words, not 6!]
> 
> of Dan Haggerty’s new

The word was hyphenated, so it counts as one. No?

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Obama replied: "I agree,

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I am never clear."

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> [@quiltguy](#):
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> The word was hyphenated, so it counts as one. No?

I think so. Either word in a hyphenated phrase would be insufficient on its own, so hyphenation renders them the equivalent of a single word, I’d say.

In play:

Entering the Oval Office,

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