Let's tell a story four words at a time

“But not these stoats!,”

exclaimed a suspiciously slim

but extremely fetching young

Eldrich Abomination taco merchant.

"These stoats have been

sanctified, purified, almost kosher!"

the merchant went on.

Samantha’s agent dramatically produced

her contract, which clearly

forbid close association with

Eldrich Abomination taco merchants.

Scarcely able to believe

her bad luck, she

opened the iron grate

only to reveal the

sexually frustrated Dalek army