Let's tell a story four words at a time

curry?”, he asked.

Her

lack of response was

alarming to him, for

a very obvious reason:

He wasn’t really there.

And the voices in

his head belonged to

Orson Bean and his

Band of Yodeling Lentils.

When the voices sang

, reality itself became twisted

… somewhat like linguine noodles.

“Are you unwell, Samuel,”

"Maybe a nice frontal

Lobotomy, or a full

Brazilian wax will provide

the relief you seek."

Fortunately, Sigmund Freud was

in the neighborhood visiting

the wealthy widow and